Boss: I need 150% out of you today
Me: That's insuffisable. As per the laws of mathematics, I can only give 100%. I also have to poop, so after that were down to 98%. That extra 2% is gonna cost you. If you're stuck on the 150%, the remaining % can be paid in bitcoin.
Boss: THAT'S LUDACRIS!
Me: No.... That's insuffisable.
Me: That's insuffisable. As per the laws of mathematics, I can only give 100%. I also have to poop, so after that were down to 98%. That extra 2% is gonna cost you. If you're stuck on the 150%, the remaining % can be paid in bitcoin.
Boss: THAT'S LUDACRIS!
Me: No.... That's insuffisable.
by Waffeley January 03, 2018