Skip to main content

insuffisable 

That which does not meet the basic requirements of logic and common sense.
Boss: I need 150% out of you today

Me: That's insuffisable. As per the laws of mathematics, I can only give 100%. I also have to poop, so after that were down to 98%. That extra 2% is gonna cost you. If you're stuck on the 150%, the remaining % can be paid in bitcoin.

Boss: THAT'S LUDACRIS!

Me: No.... That's insuffisable.
insuffisable by Waffeley April 23, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Insufferable Oaf 

An 'insufferable oaf' is a term used to describe someone when they are deliberately being quite obnoxious. Most famously used by James May on Top Gear when they were all participating in a race along the arctic to the North Pole, and himself and Jeremy were paired together. James sat on the toilet seat on the rear exterior of the Toyota Hilux when Jeremy slowly pulled away, resulting in an angry outburst from James.
'CLARKSON!' yelled James. 'I know it's you you Insufferable Oaf, I'm on the bloody throne!' he shouted, frustratedly.
Insufferable Oaf by dalespelman2 September 19, 2019

insufferable prick 

A prick(asshole,jerk,bitch,asshat) who you absolutely CANNOT stand.
Derek is an insufferable prick
She is an insufferable prick. I can't even be in the same room as her.

insufferable bitch

A woman who is extremely difficult to tolerate for any reasonable length of time. This normally due to a personality defect, or a disorder of the mind. Often these unfortunates are medicated with psychotropic drugs.
1. That woman became an insufferable bitch when she didn't take her medication.

2. One wonders what happened to her that made her such an insufferable bitch.

Insufferable Douchebags 

A term used to describe a circle of friends that somehow get on your nerves. Used by stuck-up people who range from teacher's pets to just people that are way to smart.
"You guys are all insufferable douchebags"- Amanda

Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome 

(Noun) A contagious disease spread by over zealous males, or in some cases females, being standoffish toolbags. Although not given enough credit and awareness by Congress and the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), there are many ITS (Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome) pandemics spreading throughout several nations, including the United States, Canada, and France. The only cure to this terrible disease is a good, humiliating slap to the face, or roundhouse kick for those in the footsteps of Chuck Norris, to humble those with the disease. ITS tends to come back and effect people multiple times, so 3 additional slaps-to-the-faces are recommending to suspend ITS for a longer period of time.
John:"Look at Andy, just sitting there playing his guitar while all the girls gaze at him."
Jane:"I think he might have Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome.... You know what to do John. It's for the best."
John: slaps Andy across the face repeatedly until all the girls run away.

John:"I can't stand it when he talks, he's such a tool!"
Jane:"Then go slap him!"
John:"No... I'll roundhouse kick him to the face. It's the most effective way to cure Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome."

Insufferable bastard 

A person who exceeds the usual insult of bastard, a complete arse hole.
"kieran Walshaw. what an insufferable bastard."
More from Urban Dictionary
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Next