instahead

The persons that all they do, think and talk is related to instagram.

A: Who's is that girl walking in the middle of the road with a guy making a video of her?
B: IDK, she's probably just another instahead.

by MAV96 December 5, 2023

Instahard

For a male penis to go from a state of softness or relaxation to a state of an uncontrollable erection in the penis.
Mainly caused by a beautiful or attractive female when seen or spotted with the eyes.

A combination of the words: Instantly (Without Delay or Immediately) and Hard (Not easily penetrated).

"Man, I just got instahard when she walked in"

"Lola Luv = Instahard"

by Vinni-V February 16, 2010

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

by Bob March 26, 2005

Instahate

When you instantaneously or spontaneously know you hate someone or something.

I was overcome with instahate the moment I saw my ex's newest conquest.

I instahated her the second our eyes met!

by justanotherposter March 28, 2011

When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones

STOP UNEXCEPTING MY DEFINITIONS AND UPLOADING MY STUPID ONES. Let me just say, if this gets posted I will shit myself laughing.

It's kind of self explanatory.

When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones

by The Nintendo Fan 1889 October 12, 2016

Banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar

Apparently if you make a banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar it tastes like jizz

I don’t fucking know just make a banana milkshake with salt instead of sugar because your a coward and don’t want to drink your own nutmilk like a chad

by Eating_a_hoodie April 28, 2021

Insteady

When you are dating two or more people, and feel as though you would like to have a better relationship with only one of them, you slowly spend more time with that person, but until you are sure of your relationship with them you keep the other around just in case things dont work out with the other, and you need your backup instead.
This person is your Insteady

Bob is dating Jill and Jane. He decides to take things more seriously with Jill, but keeps Jane around as his Insteady. He is now "going steady" with Jill, and insteady with Jane.

by vivera123 June 10, 2009