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Instacall
Term used in poker referring to the act of "Instantly Calling" an opponents bet. An instacall is commonly seen against a very weak opponent, one that may have exhibited some sort of tell (ie leaning backwards or forwards in chair, checking hole cards), or just against a complete superdonk that has been bluffing at pots with deuce-seven all night. Term also implies that the player has absolutely no respect at all for the raise his opponent puts in.
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Instastalking
When you browse through someone's Instagram page for a period of time without liking or commenting on any of their photos or videos
Person A: Dude, have you seen Person C?! She is so hot!
Person B: Yeah, I know right, I spent like all of last night instastalking her.
Person B: Yeah, I know right, I spent like all of last night instastalking her.
Instastalking by DoubleM_2000 June 9, 2014
Instahard
For a male penis to go from a state of softness or relaxation to a state of an uncontrollable erection in the penis.
Mainly caused by a beautiful or attractive female when seen or spotted with the eyes.
A combination of the words: Instantly (Without Delay or Immediately) and Hard (Not easily penetrated).
Mainly caused by a beautiful or attractive female when seen or spotted with the eyes.
A combination of the words: Instantly (Without Delay or Immediately) and Hard (Not easily penetrated).
instaholic
instaholic by malima August 19, 2014
Instahate
I was overcome with instahate the moment I saw my ex's newest conquest.
I instahated her the second our eyes met!
I instahated her the second our eyes met!
Instahate by justanotherposter March 28, 2011
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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