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Instacall 

Term used in poker referring to the act of "Instantly Calling" an opponents bet. An instacall is commonly seen against a very weak opponent, one that may have exhibited some sort of tell (ie leaning backwards or forwards in chair, checking hole cards), or just against a complete superdonk that has been bluffing at pots with deuce-seven all night. Term also implies that the player has absolutely no respect at all for the raise his opponent puts in.
You: You're damn right that was a big raise, and if you come over the top I'll instacall your lyin ass
Opponent: "I'm All..."
You: "CALL"
*Opponent: (muck)
Instacall by mcchris June 20, 2008

Instastalking

When you browse through someone's Instagram page for a period of time without liking or commenting on any of their photos or videos
Person A: Dude, have you seen Person C?! She is so hot!

Person B: Yeah, I know right, I spent like all of last night instastalking her.
For a male penis to go from a state of softness or relaxation to a state of an uncontrollable erection in the penis.
Mainly caused by a beautiful or attractive female when seen or spotted with the eyes.

A combination of the words: Instantly (Without Delay or Immediately) and Hard (Not easily penetrated).
"Man, I just got instahard when she walked in"

"Lola Luv = Instahard"
Instahard by Vinni-V February 16, 2010

instaholic 

someone who is to obsessed with instagram they do it 24/7
That girl needs rehab she's a instaholic.
instaholic by malima August 19, 2014

Instahate 

When you instantaneously or spontaneously know you hate someone or something.
I was overcome with instahate the moment I saw my ex's newest conquest.

I instahated her the second our eyes met!
Instahate by justanotherposter March 28, 2011

Instagoal 

A very easy goal in sports. A goal that should be scored not matter what. A free goal.
"I missed that shot"
"But it was an open net! That was an instagoal!"
Instagoal by Ronaldo7 February 8, 2009