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Instaheal

A word used in the video game Terraria. This often refers to Quick Heal, as it is instant.
"You often need an Instaheal while fighting bosses in Terraria."
by Terrarian July 28, 2025
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Instacall

Term used in poker referring to the act of "Instantly Calling" an opponents bet. An instacall is commonly seen against a very weak opponent, one that may have exhibited some sort of tell (ie leaning backwards or forwards in chair, checking hole cards), or just against a complete superdonk that has been bluffing at pots with deuce-seven all night. Term also implies that the player has absolutely no respect at all for the raise his opponent puts in.
You: You're damn right that was a big raise, and if you come over the top I'll instacall your lyin ass
Opponent: "I'm All..."
You: "CALL"
*Opponent: (muck)
by mcchris June 20, 2008
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Instastalking

When you browse through someone's Instagram page for a period of time without liking or commenting on any of their photos or videos
Person A: Dude, have you seen Person C?! She is so hot!

Person B: Yeah, I know right, I spent like all of last night instastalking her.
by DoubleM_2000 June 9, 2014
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Instahard

For a male penis to go from a state of softness or relaxation to a state of an uncontrollable erection in the penis.
Mainly caused by a beautiful or attractive female when seen or spotted with the eyes.

A combination of the words: Instantly (Without Delay or Immediately) and Hard (Not easily penetrated).
"Man, I just got instahard when she walked in"

"Lola Luv = Instahard"
by Vinni-V February 16, 2010
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instaholic

someone who is to obsessed with instagram they do it 24/7
That girl needs rehab she's a instaholic.
by malima August 19, 2014
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Instahate

When you instantaneously or spontaneously know you hate someone or something.
I was overcome with instahate the moment I saw my ex's newest conquest.

I instahated her the second our eyes met!
by justanotherposter March 28, 2011
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Instagoal

A very easy goal in sports. A goal that should be scored not matter what. A free goal.
"I missed that shot"
"But it was an open net! That was an instagoal!"
by Ronaldo7 February 8, 2009
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