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Insomnia 

The inability to sleep like regular individuals. As much as you tell yourself you’ll sleep that night, your mind just won’t shut down. Medications won’t work, meditation helps. (It’s all in your little crazy head.)

Insomniac: FUCK! It’s 3 am.. Oh well.. looks like I won’t be sleeping. *Grabs phone, Clicks on Pornhub Video*
Fuck yeah.
Friend: "I slept like a baby last night! Love how I can sleep 8 hours errr’night. How’d you sleep?

You: Go lick my butthole. I have insomnia you dick.
Insomnia by Petiteone September 14, 2018
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Sin is the spawn of insolence 

That to be sinful is a product of insolent behaviour and that from sin will spawn insolence.
John did not know that sin is the spawn of insolence and that he himself was a sinner and a fornicator.

iPad insomnia 

... inability to/or sacrifice of sleep due to the obsession with your iPad
that damn iPad has turned Tom into a zombie.....dude never sleeps anymore...he clearly suffers from iPad insomnia
iPad insomnia by t0mt October 1, 2010

Insomnia 

A common health problem characterised by difficulty in either falling or staying asleep. It can occur on its own (primary) or as a result of another medical disorder, such as depression (secondary).
Insomnia can be debilitating.
Insomnia by Doc_B April 16, 2015

indoorsman 

A person who spends considerable time in indoor pursuits, such as computing, sleeping and watching sports on television.
"Sean, an avid indoorsman, is highly regarded for his skill at video games and computer programming."
indoorsman by Sean Boots January 26, 2004
Word of the Day on November 9, 2009

ingoobelyblench 

its what tom from eddsworld says when he's not talking gibberish
"Half the time he's gibberish, the other halfs ingoobelyblench"
ingoobelyblench by catwithgun 45 January 5, 2021