inklish 

language used in the games splatoon 1-3

the name "inklish" is not canon, but the majority of the fandom uses it to refer to the fictional squid language

- bro i love inklish
- real

inklish by pygmysquidreal October 28, 2023

inklish 

english in the witches language

WE WILL UHH DEMOLISH THE INKLISH PEOPLE FIRST

inklish by enyachii October 31, 2024

Inglish 

The idiomatic aberration of the English language specifically by people of Indian and Pakistani derivation, popularized by "The Simpsons" and 85% of the convenience-store operators in the United States.

"What for you call me?"

"Oooo, they should call the police peoples for him!"

"What? I speak Inglish!"

Inglish by Ardent Observer August 4, 2007

Inglish 

n. The bastardization of the English language that is used in India and other shithole countries where call-center and technical-support jobs are exported so large corporations can profit off of cheap labor. The negative effects of 'Inglish' are often magnified by the poor telephone quality in these shithole countries. Please note: The term 'shithole' is not intended to be derogatory in this definition. It is merely a classification of these nations based on the fact that most of the residents live in poverty due to the low working wage and must shit into a hole instead of on a toilet. I'm sure they are fine people, they just don't know how to speak English.

Agent: "Wat iz you moher's maden nme?"
Caller: "Dude, I don't speak Inglish. I can't understand a damn thing you are saying. Could you transfer me to someone in the U.S."

Inglish by feed the dogs January 17, 2021

Indlish 

What you get when you call your local provider of phone/gas/electric/broadand/whatever and get transferred to a very nice call centre in India, where staff reply to you, reading from a script on a screen in heavy accented Indian English or Indlish

I cant type Indlish

How can you type accents???

Indlish by jomac_uk March 11, 2010

inglish 

synonym for daddy , sometimes sexual

oh dang fam she looks like a inglish

inglish by jonnyboo626 April 9, 2017

inglish 

I who speaks my own english.

I have travelled alot and lived in many places and as a result I speak inglish. I also met Karen, a chilean who has travelled alot and also speaks inglish.

inglish by addake December 27, 2018