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What you get when you call your local provider of phone/gas/electric/broadand/whatever and get transferred to a very nice call centre in India, where staff reply to you, reading from a script on a screen in heavy accented Indian English or Indlish
I cant type Indlish

How can you type accents???
Indlish by jomac_uk March 11, 2010
Words you can keep
The idiomatic aberration of the English language specifically by people of Indian and Pakistani derivation, popularized by "The Simpsons" and 85% of the convenience-store operators in the United States.
"What for you call me?"

"Oooo, they should call the police peoples for him!"

"What? I speak Inglish!"
Inglish by Ardent Observer August 4, 2007
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Indalish 

Indalish is the English spoken by Indians with British English spellings and grammar but don’t use words like “blimey” and “arse” as frequently as used Binglish and English speakers do.
Can you say naughty-naughty in Indalish?
Indalish by NickyTheGeekyD February 3, 2021
n. The bastardization of the English language that is used in India and other shithole countries where call-center and technical-support jobs are exported so large corporations can profit off of cheap labor. The negative effects of 'Inglish' are often magnified by the poor telephone quality in these shithole countries. Please note: The term 'shithole' is not intended to be derogatory in this definition. It is merely a classification of these nations based on the fact that most of the residents live in poverty due to the low working wage and must shit into a hole instead of on a toilet. I'm sure they are fine people, they just don't know how to speak English.
Agent: "Wat iz you moher's maden nme?"
Caller: "Dude, I don't speak Inglish. I can't understand a damn thing you are saying. Could you transfer me to someone in the U.S."
Inglish by feed the dogs January 17, 2021

indishitual 

NOUN: An indishitual is an individual that carries more characteristics and qualities of fecal matter when compared to those of the human assortment. It is a hybrid of individual and shit.
The indishitual that completely screwed me over shall remain nameless.
indishitual by peterpan81 February 23, 2011
oh dang fam she looks like a inglish
inglish by jonnyboo626 April 9, 2017
I have travelled alot and lived in many places and as a result I speak inglish. I also met Karen, a chilean who has travelled alot and also speaks inglish.
inglish by addake December 27, 2018
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