inkcum

A mixture of cum and food coloring used to write letters, notes or greeting cards to those you dislike.

I sent Jim a happy birthday card written with my inkcum.

by ALD420 September 6, 2018

incum

How much sex a woman is having.

so...whats your incum?

larry and i do it about 2 times a week.

by PancakeFuntime August 9, 2008

incumber

To block the path to progress, specifically by lifetime politicians who look out for themselves and their friends.

I'd rather a politician do nothing than incumber us with more needless taxes and regulations.

by Edmond LaRose September 16, 2008

incumbent advantage

A phenomena known to occur when one party of a relationship must choose between their current partner or an outsider for whom they also have feelings. Statistically the sitting partner takes the advantage by merit of a proven track record and the ease with which a standing relationship can be maintained.

After it came out that she was already involved, it became apparent that i was once again about to fall victim to the incumbent advantage.

by Harold the tax man September 27, 2010

incumbentitis

A condition caused by having very few options for broadband service, usually from only a cable or telephone company (incumbent broadband providers). This condition causes irritability, low property values, bank account bleeding, video buffering, net neutrality violations, brain drain, and other symptoms common from slow overpriced broadband service.

The most effective treatment for incumbentitis is a community owned, open-access fiber network.

This game download is taking forever. I would switch to a faster provider if I could, but the only option in my area is Comclink. I have a severe case of incumbentitis.

by fiberguy December 6, 2018

Incuminable

When a female has a vagina to small to fit a penis in.

I tried but she was in incuminable.

by Serious Bitch August 28, 2017

incumtax

Paying your tax in cum

Paying incumtaxc an be very messy

by leapylee May 18, 2010