by pollito lindo June 1, 2023
Get the ingatu mug.The disgustingly happy feeling that is quite similar to a head injury. When infatuated, all common sense fails you. You turn into a giddy, giggling, goofily happy version of yourself that raises the eyebrows of the people that generally know you as a calm, smart, down to earth individual. You lose all sense of time while you're with the object of infatuation. You sit and grin while sitting in traffic remembering all sorts of little details of the times you've spent together. Sometimes, you laugh out loud and strangers look at you in fear and amusement. Your priorities suddenly change, everything that was important is no longer so. You forget or blatantly ditch out on events that don't involve your infatuation. You smile like a fool when their name shows up on your phone, you become a flustered moron when you're with them and yet you love it. You can't shut up to save your life, rambling the weirdest stories you've ever heard coming out of your mouth. Seeing them makes your whole week worthwhile. Dating, staying overnight, and waking up with them feels so amazing you question your sanity. You fall asleep and wake up thinking of the infatuation. You listen to terrible songs that remind you of them and check the urban dictionary to ensure your condition is normal. It's a wonderfully horrible change of character that should be welcomed but kept on a leash, lest someone have you committed.
"Is she walking around smiling to herself, singing, skipping and forgetting all our plans because of the brain injury she received in the car accident?"
"No, that healed up. She's just head over heels infatuated with her man."
"No, that healed up. She's just head over heels infatuated with her man."
by Dramatixx86 October 18, 2013
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by kingsack November 13, 2019
Get the infatuated mug.That awkward moment when you realise & accept that you have a crush on/fancy someone who you reeeeeeaaalllllyy shouldn't, ie a teacher or a member of your best mates' family. Similar to but not the same as crushing on a celebrity... With celebrities it's usually fine, but with teachers...
People experiencing Awkward Infatuation are often between the ages of 11 & 18, & common signs are wanting to impress them, either excessively talkative /shy around them, wanting to always be near or around them, overly looking forward to seeing them & to some extent maybe feeling a certain amount of sexual attraction to said person.
When/if said person finds out (& you usually hope they never do) they may be fine with it but most often they will feel embarrassed & will shun any further contact with you.
People experiencing Awkward Infatuation are often between the ages of 11 & 18, & common signs are wanting to impress them, either excessively talkative /shy around them, wanting to always be near or around them, overly looking forward to seeing them & to some extent maybe feeling a certain amount of sexual attraction to said person.
When/if said person finds out (& you usually hope they never do) they may be fine with it but most often they will feel embarrassed & will shun any further contact with you.
Girl: OMG I think i may have an Awkward Infatuation with our French teacher, he is really hot & so funny!
Friend: So that's why you spend so much time around him then. Give the poor guy a break he must be sick of you by now. You practically live in that classroom.
Teacher: ...
awkward..!
Friend: So that's why you spend so much time around him then. Give the poor guy a break he must be sick of you by now. You practically live in that classroom.
Teacher: ...
awkward..!
by BadAssGirl December 22, 2013
Get the Awkward Infatuation mug.1. The act of jerkin' it to the person you are obsessed with, or have a romantic desire for.
2. How a hopeless romantic, or extremely desperate person, masturbates.
2. How a hopeless romantic, or extremely desperate person, masturbates.
I am totally infatuated with Claire. I infatubate to the thoughts of making sweet love with her. Then I blow my load and imagine staring into her eyes. Infatubation at it's finest!
by rogerthewhale December 26, 2012
Get the Infatubation mug.Similar to making love, as partners engage in sexual behavior. However, said partners are not truly in love, but rather infatuated. Sexual behavior may consist of penetration, but no petting or caressing. Also, dirty talk replaces "I love you" talk.
John: Come on Sarah! Why are you leaving? We made love last night. I thought that meant we would be together forever.
Sarah: John! I thought I was clear that this would only be for one night. We never made eye contact or anything. How could you think I would marry you. You need to learn the difference between making love and making infatuation.
Sarah: John! I thought I was clear that this would only be for one night. We never made eye contact or anything. How could you think I would marry you. You need to learn the difference between making love and making infatuation.
by rogerthewhale December 4, 2010
Get the Making infatuation mug."I swear I'm in love with this girl from Philosophy class. I've been sitting next to her for like three weeks and it's obvious we're meant for each other."
"Well do you know anything else about her? I bet you've just made up a life outside of class for her in your head. You're getting caught up in a short-sighted proximity infatuation man, just wait a couple weeks after class is over and you won't even remember her."
"Well do you know anything else about her? I bet you've just made up a life outside of class for her in your head. You're getting caught up in a short-sighted proximity infatuation man, just wait a couple weeks after class is over and you won't even remember her."
by SemperLieSuckah September 2, 2007
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