Infantile 

To act in a childish or immature manner.

Alex: Today, in class, my friend and I kept laughing then annoyed the teacher. I must do it again soon!
Deeanna: Oh Alex, you're so infantile.
Alex: I know, I can't help it.

Infantile by Significant Auxiliary May 8, 2014

Infantile Pillock 

A child-like or child-sized penis.

Infantile: relating to infancy
Pillock: a fool or idiot; a penis

Person1: You're a jerk.
Person2: Butthead.
Person1: Infantile Pillock.
Person2: ... did you just call me a small dick? YOU'RE the infantile pillock.
Person1: Haha.
Person2: What's funny is that you aren't disagreeing...

Infantile Pillock by princess.peach December 30, 2009

Infantile Pillock 

A childish and stupid person.

Dude A: "Why are you laughing at that stupid joke someone just told you?"
Dude B " I really can't help it."
Dude A " You really are acting like an infantile pillock."

Infantile Pillock by Hay, Dan Newman, Dan the Man July 20, 2016

infantile atheism 

Happening regardless of the upbringing in the family where a child is raised, this phenomenon is where an infant or a young child identifies himself as an atheist until the age of 6 years, after which he / she will be old enough to start grasping the concept of religion like his / her parents and older siblings.

It's interesting to see how infantile atheism plays out; my four-year old nephew declared he didn't believe in God, even though his parents took him to church every Sunday!

infantile atheism by Emotional Cruiser September 23, 2025

fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks 

Pet name for human eye-ball computer trojan aliens i.e. When you realise that your computer has third-party intrusion and it 1/ hasn't gone away & 2/ It's not you being paranoid-these eye-balls really are watching YOU in REAL-TIME!!

Hey Jim, did you see that web page just move from the screen?
J: Yeah, bet its those "fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks isn't it"?

"Mum, my mouse pointer keeps jumping off the hyperlinks I selecetd on my Facebook page"?
M: Its more likely not you son, just those fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks"

fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011

male infantile homosexuality 

a disorder in male babies that makes the baby refuse to latch on to their mother’s breasts. This is common in premature babies who were in the NICU after they are born. See, gay men hate breasts, while straight men like them. So if a male baby doesn’t suck on their mom’s breasts, they are gay.

I diagnose your baby with male infantile homosexuality

well shit

male infantile homosexuality by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 18, 2023

Colossal Half-witted infantile fantasy. 

A childishly naive ambition

Being a princess is a colossal half-witted infantile fantasy.

Colossal Half-witted infantile fantasy. by EyeForEye December 31, 2024