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Incalcable

Información: Neologismo nacido en Venezuela el 25 de septiembre de 2026, acuñado por el escritor de nacionalidad venezolana Anderson Piñate.

Adjetivo en español que describe algo que es tan perfecto, único, bello y sublime que resulta absolutamente imposible de igualar, replicar, copiar o calcar.

Viene de la unión del prefijo de negación "in-", el verbo "calcar" (reproducir con total exactitud) y el sufijo "-able" (capacidad).

A diferencia de "incalculable" o "incomparable", aporta una fuerza artística única: la imposibilidad física de trazar una copia exacta de algo porque la esencia del original es inimitable.
La Mona Lisa es incalcable.
Incalcable by Anderson Piñate September 25, 2026
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Invaluable 

1. Invaluable is one of the dumbest words in the English language.

2.
Jeb: The paid consultant’s expertise was really invaluable.
Tina: Oh really? That’s a bummer, I thought they would be helpful.
Jeb: Oh they were! Super great, really helpful for our business.
Tina: Oh awesome! So they were valuable?
Jeb: No, they were invaluable.
Invaluable by ZmanIsTheMan3 July 17, 2021

Affectionately Incapable

Usually the female kind who has this problem, they are unable to show affection and do not see the point of it. They are unable to publicly or privately show much affection at all.
Dude: you are so amazing in so many ways your pretty and sweet!
Girl: kul wats up?
Dude: wtfpwnt Affectionately Incapable much?!?!?!
Not capable (of doing something); unable

Not having the necessary ability, qualification, or strength to perform some specified act or function
Sean seemed incapable of understanding how she felt.

(Say incapable of doing something)
incapable by CCLo Ve January 25, 2016
Not being capable, unable to do something correctly
Ari and Fiona are both incapable, they are both extremely stupid
Incapable by Fiona Okida October 30, 2018

invaluable 

1 Beyond calculable or appraisable value, of extreme and undefinable worth

2 Priceless

3 Having incalculable monetary, intellectual, or spiritual worth
1 You are so invaluable that we wouldn't be able to run this company without you.

2 An invaluable comic book collection.

3 I couldn't ever sell my car, I've done so much to it that it's become invaluable to me.
invaluable by Sweigstock May 22, 2008
when you can’t
guy 1: i’m incapable of doing anything
incapable by avaaaaaaaaaa May 22, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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