Having your dog concealed, hidden in a bag or a blanket. Usually done to attempt to sneak him or her into a place that doesn't allowdogs, such as a restaurant or a hotel.
I tried to be indognito with Blondie in her bag but she kept barking and crying and we both ended up getting kicked out.
When a person in a public bathroom stall is trying to pretend they are not taking a crap when another person walks into the bathroom. The person in the stall will cough, blow their nose, shuffle random papers, or even stay perfectly still and silent as if they are invisible.
Sammy: Did you hear all that coughing in the bathroom? Poor person must be real sick!
Taylor: Either that or they were going incrapnito.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!