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Inpregnito 

adj - when you cant figure out if a woman is really fucking fat or pregnant
"I dont know what to make fun of her for now. Ever since she went inpregnito its hard to tell."
Inpregnito by zonerboner69 July 30, 2009

Inpregnito 

Hiding the fact that you are pregnant. Usually through the means of lying, clothing, or excessive dieting to make other believe they aren't.
"Brah, have seen Christina?"
"Yeah, dude, she a lil thick but still"
"Nah, shes inpregnito"
Inpregnito by xdajohnx June 28, 2019

Serial Impregnator 

A man who impregnates any woman he dates, preferably just before he dumps her.
K-Fed is the Dalai Lama of Serial Impregnators.

impregnator 

male who does not use protection there by getting horny girls pregnant
britney spears had an impregnator for a boyfriend now she has three kids and pays him child support.
impregnator by danbra June 11, 2011

Snowball Impregnator 

This is a slightly convoluted way to become impregnated if the female hates vaginal penetration. The female fellates the male and performs the well known 'snowball', spitting the semen into the male's mouth. Quickly, so as not to damage the sperm by over exposure to oral acids, the male then spits the semen into the female's vagina, thrusting it inside with his tongue.
If this technique is part of a prolonged sex act, then creampie or cunnilingus maybe part of the immediate following proceedings.
Childless Chap: My wife just hates it in the puss and in the bumhole, but we're trying to get her pregnant. She's also limbless and hates hospitals. And get this: she also had a very scary experience with a turkey baster as a child, how're we ever gonna get her up the spout?

Empathetic Chum: Perhaps you could try the old snowball impregnator?

Impregnito 

Adj.

A combination of the words "impregnated" and "in cognito" devised by myself.

Literally: a woman who is pregant and trying to hide it by means of wearing baggy, unflattering clothing, or by claiming that she has simply "gained a few pounds."
"Yo man, dat bitch is pregnant and don't wan't no one to know."
"Yeah, she impregnito."

"Bitch, you ain't fat, you impregnito"

"Check that trashy slut out, she's what you call impregnito"
Impregnito by Venus as a Boy March 18, 2006
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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