indfiction 

Industrial fiction, inverse of fanfiction. Typically made by industrial filmmakers specifically to milk money from some established works of fiction. Typically includes many references to social movement of the day or old characters changed into politically correct versions in order to clumsily try to appear progressive.

- Have you seen the new LOTR series?
- Nah, it's just another woke indfiction.

indfiction by another.smooch January 24, 2022

emergency induction port 

A straw

Shepard: how are you getting drunk?

Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.

Shepard: that's a straw Tali

Tali: emergency induction port

emergency induction port by cbonsa January 25, 2014

yeet infection 

When you have a yeet infection you become the meme Lord. It only occurs in 1 in every 10 million bois. If you have a yeet infection you will constantly secrete outdated memes out of the region of infection.

James: I have a yeet infection.
Jeff: how can you tell?
James: Damn Daniel, where'd you get them white vans?
Jeff: what?
James: *dabs*

yeet infection by Bellendoos June 8, 2018

tune infection 

when a (usually bad) tune gets stuck in your head, and won't go away.

" I never go bowling anymore, for fear that I'll get a tune infection by some hideous '70's song!"

tune infection by sandspit April 11, 2010

Public Display of Infection 

A public incident which subjects others to one's own germs/ diseases.

"That guy made no effort whatsoever to cover his sneeze. That was a total Public Display of Infection."

Public Display of Infection by Pepe-Ramón September 30, 2007

Listerine infection 

Listerine infection refers to a medical condition caused by the excessive use of listerine or similar antiseptic solutions used to maintain oral hygiene. Its symptoms include a rise in temperature, walking sideways, stalking your exes new girlfriend, a bitter taste in your mouth, cardiac insufficiency and apoplectic stroke like symptoms. If you notice any of the before mention symptoms immediately stream “Becky’s so hot” by Fletcher and presave her debut album “girl of my dreams”.

Listerine infection is a bad taste - Fletcher

I heard Cari has a bad listerine infection

Listerine infection by Fletcherssohot July 28, 2022

One Direction Infection

One direction Infection is only the best illness ever
Symptoms -
Excess Drooling, fainting and a major love for one direction; Harry styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan.

Girl: Do you have bieber fever?
Shannon Fowler: No, i have one direction infection!
Girl: omg, me too!
Shannon Fowler: I love them!

One Direction Infection by Shannonloves1D January 23, 2011