The inexplicable urge to call people you don't have the courage to call while sober. Either to tell someone your true feelings, for sex, or an ex who needs to know how much they fucked up by letting a sweet piece of ass like yourself go.
Also known as "drunk dial", but unlike drunk dialing it is a chronic illness that requires intervention and therapy.

I've looked over my call history and it's pretty clear I'm an intoxicallic.

Intoxicallic by KosmoPowers April 19, 2018

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Indenial Stalker

A person who tries to be secretive about stalking, however, they make it too obvious to everyone that they stalked a someone. They will try to talk their way out of it in any way, whether they have to make something up, or they make themselves the innocent one.

Stalker: *Sends a picture of the street a person lives on.*
Stalker: "Hey, I got lost, and I stumbled upon this street haha."
Person: "So you followed them to their house?"
Stalker: "No, I got lost in a forest and ended up here"
Person: "But there's no forest remotely near their house."
Stalker: "Dude chill. I don't understand what's wrong with you."
Person: "You know, you're acting like an indenial stalker right now."
Stalker: " Fine, fuck you. You're literally the stupidest person in the world."

Indenial Stalker by Vansea April 21, 2018

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