incubaber

n. a human, usually a woman, whose main function has become the production of offspring, many times with careful consideration and intensive efforts given to ensuring favourable conditions (i.e. cash handouts, preferential parking, tax breaks, health, happiness, etc.) for both producer and offspring during and after the incubabtion period. (2007-d.f. < jenandtaraism orig. in reference vast numbers of ill equipped couples getting pregnant and having plasma screen televisions -oh and a kid, too, ink-yu-babe-er.)

The current cash offer of the government's "baby bonus" has the potential to turn many an impressionable teenager or upwardly mobile welfare mum into a mere incubaber.

"Geez, how many kids does she have now? Seven!?!"

"Wow, she's a total incubaber!"

"Yeah, with the cash the government gave her for the latest one they (un)wisely bought a third motorbike!"

by Knoxville Girl May 10, 2008

Rah Incubator

A glass walled area at the top of the Hallward library in the University of Nottingham. Usually frequented by a plethora of Abercrombie, Jack Wills, Hollister and Ugg boots wearers and not condusive to any type of academic study

"I was in the rah incubator today"
"did you get much work done?"
"None. But I had eye sex with a load of gilet wearing slimmys"

by givemeabreak February 4, 2009

The-Incubator

1. The wittiest man alive.
2. Wit as it would appear in a human form.
3. Extremely sexy hunk

The-Incubator is witty. (note that the previous example was redundant)

by Albert Einstein July 6, 2003

incumber

To block the path to progress, specifically by lifetime politicians who look out for themselves and their friends.

I'd rather a politician do nothing than incumber us with more needless taxes and regulations.

by Edmond LaRose September 16, 2008

Open Incubator

A physical space where startups, entrepreneurs, designers, developers and baby chickens revel in an enriched, supportive environment to become self-sustaining in the “real” world.

My startup worked out of an Open Incubator for 1 year before we grew large enough to get our own office.

PARISOMA is a great open incubator in San Francisco, as opposed to a coworking space or accelerator.

by Entrepreneur Girl October 8, 2013

incubator

when you're in a friends car as you leave, you fart then close the door really quick. The fart incubates so the next time the car is opened it smells like shit. Works best in summer

"You asshole! You left an incubator in my car!"
"HAHHHAHAHAHA"

by Matt-Klang February 21, 2010

Incubator

A woman who carries a fetus for nine months and then bcomes a nonexisting parent and unmotherly.

Brandt was "Father of the Year" to their child while his incubator of a wife never even celebrated Mother's Day.

by Wild Bor September 19, 2012