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Oto-incompetentologist

A very long word used to describe an ear doctor that cannot/will not actually perform any mechanical intervention in a patients injured inner ear.

These doctors are often very well paid and drive luxurious sports cars, many moonlight in public hospitals one day a week to obtain state funded indemnity for their private practice with which they quickly return to afterwards (in their sports car) to continue their practice of oto-incompetentologist.

Word sources
otology o·tol·o·gy The branch of medicine that deals with the ear.
(stem of incompetēns) 1590-1600; Late Latin incompetent- unsuitable.
"I had a ringing in my ears and I felt dizzy so I went to the oto-incompetentologist, but he didn't do anything, in fact he did not have a clue what he was talking about and diddled me out of 200 bucks".

incompentrump

being so incompetent a new tier of incompetence is needed to explain it.
yo i thought u were incompetent but i didn't know u were incompentrump.
incompentrump by phishit September 2, 2017

incompetent fool

An incompetent fool is someone who is incapable of completing the most simplest of tasks.
This man can't even turn on the hose. What an incompetent fool.
incompetent fool by Space Boy Mcoi January 11, 2016

incompetent 

Being useless or very bad at your job or task.
This teacher is so terrible. He has not gone over any of the class material in 3 weeks of school and our test is in 2 days. Hes so damn incompetent.

incompetent cunt 

Someone who is a dick but is also stupid.
" Your a incompetent cunt!"
incompetent cunt by Werewj November 28, 2016

incompetent 

A lack of intelligence, or inability to do simple tasks.
George Bush is incompetent.
incompetent by Absolut Kaos August 13, 2003
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