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The moment after carefully packing away a board game and finding a piece you missed. You now have to unpack three quarters of for just that one piece.
Nigel had just placed his game back on the shelf when his wife found a stray piece. "I've found an incomponent" she said.
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Oto-incompetentologist

A very long word used to describe an ear doctor that cannot/will not actually perform any mechanical intervention in a patients injured inner ear.

These doctors are often very well paid and drive luxurious sports cars, many moonlight in public hospitals one day a week to obtain state funded indemnity for their private practice with which they quickly return to afterwards (in their sports car) to continue their practice of oto-incompetentologist.

Word sources
otology o·tol·o·gy The branch of medicine that deals with the ear.
(stem of incompetēns) 1590-1600; Late Latin incompetent- unsuitable.
"I had a ringing in my ears and I felt dizzy so I went to the oto-incompetentologist, but he didn't do anything, in fact he did not have a clue what he was talking about and diddled me out of 200 bucks".

incompentrump

being so incompetent a new tier of incompetence is needed to explain it.
yo i thought u were incompetent but i didn't know u were incompentrump.
incompentrump by phishit September 2, 2017

incompetent fool

An incompetent fool is someone who is incapable of completing the most simplest of tasks.
This man can't even turn on the hose. What an incompetent fool.
incompetent fool by Space Boy Mcoi January 11, 2016

incompetent 

Being useless or very bad at your job or task.
This teacher is so terrible. He has not gone over any of the class material in 3 weeks of school and our test is in 2 days. Hes so damn incompetent.

incompetent cunt 

Someone who is a dick but is also stupid.
" Your a incompetent cunt!"
incompetent cunt by Werewj November 28, 2016

incompetent 

A lack of intelligence, or inability to do simple tasks.
George Bush is incompetent.
incompetent by Absolut Kaos August 13, 2003
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

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Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

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User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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