Incompetental

Incompetental describes the worst possible level of competence possible, specifically related to services.

This word originated from the extremely bad level of competence demonstrated by Continental Airlines. It was originally only used as a word to describe the level of competence of Continental Airlines, which is basically non-existent.

It doesn't matter that passengers of Continental Airlines get shown a video of the CEO speaking, telling them how important their customers are to them, and how they strive to provide the best service possible. Either non of Continental's employees have seen this video, or they best service they can provide is, kick your foot repeatedly while you are trying to sleep, because part of it is in the hallway.

This airline is just so incompetental!

Incompetental by Rapkannibale January 27, 2011

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Oto-incompetentologist

A very long word used to describe an ear doctor that cannot/will not actually perform any mechanical intervention in a patients injured inner ear.

These doctors are often very well paid and drive luxurious sports cars, many moonlight in public hospitals one day a week to obtain state funded indemnity for their private practice with which they quickly return to afterwards (in their sports car) to continue their practice of oto-incompetentologist.

Word sources
otology o·tol·o·gy The branch of medicine that deals with the ear.
(stem of incompetēns) 1590-1600; Late Latin incompetent- unsuitable.

"I had a ringing in my ears and I felt dizzy so I went to the oto-incompetentologist, but he didn't do anything, in fact he did not have a clue what he was talking about and diddled me out of 200 bucks".

Oto-incompetentologist by Viva Me Solo December 4, 2015