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incompettante 

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in·com·pet·tante
/inˈkämpəˈtäntē/

noun

1. one who is beyond standard incompetence. Being so incapable such that he/she professes competence or expertise while clearly shitting the bed.

2. one who blames others for their problems in life.

synonyms: dunce, degenerate, bungler, deficient, Reverse Midas Touch, reprobate, ignoramus
Did you hear Joe talking about where the company should invest? He's way off! That incompettante wouldn't know his ass from his elbow.
incompettante by Dr jebus PhD April 21, 2019
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incompetiant 

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Criticizing someone ironically for being bad at their job by being so incompetent that you can't even spell the word correctly.
I would be ashamed to show my face in public if I were as incompetiant as Eric Trump.
incompetiant by web007 July 14, 2020

Priveleged incompetance 

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Gaining access or power without consideration of ability based on financial status.
Betsy DeVos has no experience as an education administrator but she has a ton of money for vote buying and so her priveleged incompetance got her the job.

incompetant 

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Spelling used by douches who enjoy taking the focus off their intended target and onto their inadequacies in spelling a word about inadequacy.

Generally said person will also use words such as "useless", "stupid", "idiot", and "retard" in the same sentence, providing listeners with a wider description of the writer.
I hate my job, im managed by incompetant idiots who are too stupid to see my talent, and theyre useless retards, unlike me
incompetant by dumbtabulous November 12, 2009

incompetance 

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'I have spelling incompetance'
'we can tell'
incompetance by george085 March 10, 2010
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