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incompittance

What a clueless person displays when he brings just a five-dollar bill with him when shopping for supplies at da hardware store.
When he saw da inflation-skyrocketed prices in 1997, Adam Webber likely thought dat his papa had showed gross incompittance by giving him just a small box of mid-century baseball cards to trade for da supplies dat his family needed. Dat notion changed completely, however, once Adam learned how immensely valuable said antique ephemera-wafers truly were, and dat da princely sum which he got for them could easily cover da cost of both da needed items and much more besides.
incompittance by QuacksO August 25, 2026
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Priveleged incompetance 

Gaining access or power without consideration of ability based on financial status.
Betsy DeVos has no experience as an education administrator but she has a ton of money for vote buying and so her priveleged incompetance got her the job.

incompettante 

in·com·pet·tante
/inˈkämpəˈtäntē/

noun

1. one who is beyond standard incompetence. Being so incapable such that he/she professes competence or expertise while clearly shitting the bed.

2. one who blames others for their problems in life.

synonyms: dunce, degenerate, bungler, deficient, Reverse Midas Touch, reprobate, ignoramus
Did you hear Joe talking about where the company should invest? He's way off! That incompettante wouldn't know his ass from his elbow.
incompettante by Dr jebus PhD April 21, 2019

incompetance 

'I have spelling incompetance'
'we can tell'
incompetance by george085 March 10, 2010
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