incignito

An incognito cigarette

"You have to smoke that thing incignito. We cant afford to be caught"

by Arty Jack February 10, 2018

incognito mode

A mode in Google's new Chrome browser that does not record history, search entries or cookies to the user's computer. Downloaded files are still saved as normal.

"Dude, how do I discretely look at porn in Google Chrome?"
"Incognito mode man. Ctrl+Shift+N."

by Professor R August 5, 2009

Richie Incognito

To sexually pleasure oneself in a covert manner. Often done during vacations or when sleeping in a room with other people. Usually done under the covers. Requires great dexterity and usually only undertaken by elite fappers. Originated from the former Miami Dolphins lineman Richie Incognito, who was known to masturbate profusely, though discretely, during football practice.

1. Samuel's girlfriend had been at a horse show for five days when his parents called for a surprise family vacation. With his sister in the room at the hotel, he was forced to Richie Incognito every night for a whole week.
2. Bored on the 10 hour transatlantic flight, Jabes Richie Incognito'd three times before his mother caught him and slapped him.
3. Richie Incognitoing is a commonplace at boarding schools.

by jecksta October 14, 2014

guy incognito

Homer Simpson's exact double, whom he saw lying unconcious outside of Moe's Tavern. Sadly, before Homer could find out who this individual was, he was distracted by a dog with a puffy tail.

"This man is my exact double! THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL!"

by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005

Infinitos

It's basically this pizza buffet. The pizza is really good and tasty. They also have chocolate chip pizzas.

My nigga, lets head ova to infinitos and eat a bunch of pizza til we throw up

by STRONGMAN September 21, 2012

incognito mode

A feature in Google Chrome that allows you to privately browse the Internet. It does not record the websites you've visited, cookies, etc, making it good for watching porn.

Clay: "Joe has been away for half an hour now."
Ivan: "Oh, he's using incognito mode so he can jack off."

by Overstored Milk May 1, 2016

you've gone incognito

What are you doing on Urban Dictionary? Go to some porn site bro

I really want to jack it but first let's copy the thing that chrome says and search it on Urban Dictionary *types you've gone incognito*

by Hotpies May 5, 2018