incestabation

The act of cloning yourself and then going into the future and having sex with your clone.

Yesterday, I committed incestabation by giving road head to myself 20 years in the future.

by diginate March 22, 2009

incesterbation

When you have sex with your clone, your doppelganger, or a version of you from a parallel universe.

If you clone yourself and then have sex with the clone, it is neither incest nor masturbation, but both: incesterbation.

by Anon Imus November 16, 2006

investibation

/in ves ti ba' shun/ n. (Portmanteau of "investigation" and "masturbation") An investigation with no hope of actually providing any answers, often to a question or case where the answer is already known, but not provable.

O.J. Simpson did not so much conduct an actual search for the "real killers" of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman as he did an <i>investibation</i>.

President George W. Bush ordered an immediate <i>investibation</i> into the Valerie Plame leak, mainly to shut the public up.

by Mike Boomshadow August 23, 2007

Incesturbation

To have sex with your clone.

I engaged in some hot incesturbation last night!

by livejamie June 7, 2004

Instabation

The act of sexually pleasuring yourself while surfing Instagram. It can be performed to an individual photo of a stranger or an array of inanimate objects. (i.e. Salads, fire hydrants, sunsets, marajuana, automobiles, and coffee)
Is usually performed with one hand swiping a mobile phone directly In front of the face, and the other hand stroking ones genitals. In some circumstances a photo is so desirable that the phone is propped up while both hands are working the persons downstairs to the point of orgasmic release.

Jack: "Hey Jed why are you so out of breath"
Jed: "I was heavily persuaded by this dunkin donuts hashtag, coffee led to cleavage, and cleavage led to Plants, and then instabation got the best of me"
Jack: "Oh boy! That will happen! Just last week I ruined my favorite shirt coming across this killer photo of my highschool crush drinking a macchiato"

by Rustysweatshirt May 9, 2014

Incesterbation

The act of having sex with your clone; a mix of masturbation and incest.

Spotti cloned herself and I caught her incesterbating, and it was awesome. It was some pretty hot incesterbation.

by Taliaa July 16, 2007

Incesturbation

When you clone yourself and then have sex with the clone.

The University loaned me their cloning device; I've always wanted to try incesturbation.

by lclaymaz May 15, 2015