Inceptabation

1) noun - The male's role in conception.
2) noun - Performing unspeakable acts in another's dream.
3) noun - Getting a hard on from the idea of Inception.

"-Oh man...... I totally inceptabated my wife last night.... I hope it's a boy...
-Inceptabated?
-Yeah, you know, 'Inceptabation,' the guy's part of getting a girl prego."

"-I was having this completely normal dream last night, and then Elliott came along and inceptabated it!"

"-What if you get a hard on from getting a hard on at the idea of performing unspeakable acts in another's dream?
...INCEPTABATIONCEPTION"

Inceptabation by Wild Wilder October 26, 2011

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incepturbation

jerking off on a video of you jerking off while recording yourself jerking off to a video of you jerking off.

dave: i walked in on greg's incepturbation session last night. he had the whole setup, it was gross!

incepturbation by peetr March 31, 2013

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Inceptabation • incestabation • incepturbation • Incestbation

incestabation

The act of cloning yourself and then going into the future and having sex with your clone.

Yesterday, I committed incestabation by giving road head to myself 20 years in the future.

incestabation by diginate March 22, 2009

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Incestbation

The act of having sex with yourself be it through cloning, time travel, multiverse traveling etc.

Loki: What exactly do we call this we’re currently doing? Is it Incest or Masturbation?
Loki(Sylvie): It’s obviously Incestbation.

Incestbation by 一点 wonder June 23, 2021

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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