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incapiecitate

Render incapable from excessive consumption of pie.

Can result from consumption of either savoury or sweet pie variants, though symptoms are exacerbated when savoury pie forms (notably pork pies) are consumed with beer. Sufferers anecdotally refer to 'pie-crash', where excitability, hyperactivity and excessive salivation prior to pie-eating make way for dulled senses, depressed affect, dry mouth and an extreme desire to curl up with a pillow.

Symptoms include: lethargy, apathy and mild wind
Variants include: pastied, quiched
By administering two large Melton Mowbray pies and four pints of IPA we managed to completely incapiecitate the subject. After 30 minutes the subject showed severe symptoms - eyeballs rolled up in their sockets, lolling tongue and little to no voluntary muscle control. We ended the test by administering a stiff brandy and propping the man in a comfortable armchair with the Sunday papers. Three hours later the patient was exhibiting no symptoms. (BMJ: Pastry Research, 1908)
by Duncan McMillan December 12, 2008
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incapacitated

When one is too intoxicated from drugs or alcohol to function on a normal level and perform daily actions such as drive, work, go to school ect. Not nessisarily indicating a heavy level of intoxication.
I cant come into work today, i took a few more pills than average and im incapacitated.
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Legally incapacitated

Someone who uses illness to avoid legal proceedings
The accused's trial was scheduled to begin today, but he was legally incapacitated and convenientally in hospital so it had to be postponed.
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i'll incapacitate you if you don't stop stalking me and asking for definitions!!!!
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Amorously Incapacitated

Someone who is either:
- incapable of loving others;
- incapable of being loved;
- Struggles with dating
- Has a horrendous dating past
Shivanya isn’t amorously incapacitated, she’s just too high maintenance!
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