in the pants 

1. a random expression used to answer "where"
2.a question to ask when somebody says something u dont care about

1. Fredrick: Where the hell did leave the iron??
Billy: In the pants
2. Martha: I can't beleive i lost my goldfish...
George: In the pants?

in the pants by Jeff November 10, 2004

sad in the pants 

1 )When a person is subject to something so depressing or disheartening that it eliminates or prevents all evidence of sexual arousal.

2 )The opposite of being happy in the pants.

1 )Shannon was really mean to me before Christmas; I was sad in the pants for a whole week.

2 )Today Claire told me that just because I was necessary didn't mean I was important. That made me sad in the pants.

sad in the pants by Michael Thomas May 3, 2007

Funny in the pants

Funny in the pants is the simplest description of the equivalent of blushing in a man being so turned on

When Tony was introducing himself to Kat the love of his life she started to blush and he was so funny in the pants he ended up with a raging erection

It was in her workplace yet he didn’t apologize he actually started bragging about it

Funny in the pants by Tonythetiler December 5, 2017

happy in the pants

intensely excited about something such that one's excitement rivals that of sexual pleasure

The release of Madden 2006 made Bob, an avid football gamer, happy in the pants.

happy in the pants by Nate910 May 1, 2006

Balls in the pants 

When someone wants to ask someone out, you put "the balls in the pants". Mostly used for girls who want to ask out a guy. Can also be used for a guy who has been longing for a girl for a long time but doesn't have the balls to confess.
Variations can be just saying the phrase, or putting super balls in each pocket to give you courage.

Jocelyn: I really really really like him but I can't tell him. What if he says no? What should I do.
Jasmine: I think it's time for you to put the balls in the pants.

Balls in the pants by No one loves the middle child March 31, 2009

load in the pants 

That uncomfortable feeling you get as last nights dinner leaves your body despite your best attempt to clench the butt cheeks

"Damn, Shelia's walking weird"

"Brah, she's got a load in the pants. We had Mexican for lunch."

load in the pants by thehockeydude December 6, 2016

Big in the pants 

Having a large penis

I had no idea that guy was so big in the pants. Now I can hardly walk!

Big in the pants by CoolNameHere July 11, 2004