In Africa 

"in Africa" is where someone is extremely far away relative to the situation.

Dude! Why didn't you pass the ball?
What? You were in Africa man!

In Africa by Africaan December 10, 2019

Meanwhile in Africa 

Used to verbally bitch-slap a person who's complaining about something very small. So small that it is just ridiculous in comparison with some people's problems in the poor Africa.

Eva: "No mayonaise? Argh, could this day be any worse?"
Michael: "Meanwhile in Africa..."

Rik: "Argh, nothing is on TV tonight! Im pissed off!!"
Susan: "Meanwhile in Africa..."

Meanwhile in Africa by faevmija August 2, 2010

starving kids in Africa 

Phrase used by Catholic priests or nuns to guilt parochial students into eating vegetables that are good for them or donating money to yet another Catholic charity.

Example 1:

Sr. Mary: Eat your brussels sprouts, Susie.

Susie: But, I don't like them, sister. They're yucky!

Sr. Mary: I can't believe you are wasting food. Why, there are starving kids in Africa who would give anything to have those brussel sprouts. So, you eat them, you hear? They're part of God's bountiful harvest.

Susie: (Looking guilty) Yes, sister.

Example 2:

Sr. Mary: (To class) As part of our Lenten service project, I am asking that each of you donate your lunch money today to the Feed the Children organization. In return, you will receive one cracker and a bowl of watered-down chicken broth for lunch - just like the starving kids in Africa eat every day.

Susie: (Looking longingly at her lunch money) Yes, sister.

starving kids in Africa by Loxi July 18, 2009

starving children in africa

A way to make people realize their situation is not as important as they think, or would like to think. Especially handy when dealing with math teachers.

Mrs Garrison: you haven't turned in your math homework!
Student: There are starving children in Africa!
Mrs Garrison: That is so true...wow, that really lets me see my life through another perspective. I give you an A!
Student: Thank you, starving children in Africa!

starving children in africa by Angelacia July 12, 2007

starving kids in Africa 

The reason why every person in developed countries should be happy.

Unhappy person: I just got fired from my job, my wife wants a divorce, I can't pay my bills and my kids think I'm a complete failure.

Happy person: Cheer up, there are starving kids in Africa!

starving kids in Africa by ricardo d. head October 8, 2011

Blessing the Rains Down in Africa

When you're doing missionary position with a girl but you have bad aim and accidentally slip it into her asshole.

Me and my girl were doing missionary but she was extra lubed up and I slipped and ended up Blessing the Rains Down in Africa

Blessing the Rains Down in Africa by BreadstickMagician April 10, 2019

meanwhile in Africa 

The top rated comment at Epic Meal Time every new episode. When they have too much food and "Mean while in Africa"

Bob : Oh come on, look at all the food Epic Meal Time gets to eat all the time

Terry: Meanwhile in Africa

meanwhile in Africa by NinjaSm June 18, 2011