Definitions by bigdickhoncho

Imprompoop 

An impromptu poop. An imprompoop usually takes place when you expect it least, like when you’re on a date after eating Mexican food.

Dude: *grunts while in the car and makes a constipated face*

Girl: are you ok?

Dude: It just hit me like a rock. We have to leave now, gotta make an imprompoop.

Imprompoop by bigdickhoncho November 13, 2023

Starbucks Sandwich

The only food more bland than unseasoned white rice

Bro, have you tried the new Starbucks sandwich? It’s so much better than Tim Hortons because it costs double the price and tastes like nothing!

Starbucks Sandwich by bigdickhoncho September 6, 2023

schlumbob 

the most disgusting fucking sandwich ever, made from stale bread, salami, mustard, and spray butter. created by the honcho himself, this delicacy is better then sex alone. is typically eaten with plain lays chips and Diet Pepsi.

I had the best damn schlumbob I've ever had!!!

schlumbob by bigdickhoncho February 22, 2021