impegnate 

When someone insists that pegging can cause pregnancy, because “it all goes to the same place eventually.”
This belief is usually held by people who think sex ed is witchcraft, or who believe the digestive system is basically a water slide that ends at the uterus.

Side effects of believing in Pegnancy include:
• Explaining to friends that men can be mothers now, but only from the butt.
• Googling “butt birth control.”

“The doctor says I’ve been impegnated, but I’m telling everyone it’s just Taco Bell bloat.”

impegnate by aldc September 18, 2025

Impregnate 

When a guy fucks a girl so hard he leaves his semen inside her and creates another life.

Jake : Damn Kiersten your so beautiful I wanna Impregnate you right now!
Kiersten : Oh Jake were at work we might get fired!
Jake : Who cares!
Chad : I do you if you two start makin babies on company time you'll be on welfare!
Jake : Kick Ass then I wont have to put up with your shit anymore!
Kiersten : Yeah come on Jake let's hit the bathroom so you can Impregnate me!
Chad : I think I'm gonna be sick!

Impregnate by SlopNChop August 14, 2017

Impenstein 

A person who is being BEYOND impish. An Imp is usually defined as a small mischievous devil or sprite. Impenstein can be used as an insult to how another person is acting. An Impenstein is usually doing something stupid or bad. The word can also just be used if you are angry at another person.

You impenstein, thats a horrible idea.
Stop being an impenstein.
Stop spawn camping you impenstein!

Impenstein by bruhenir July 3, 2019

impregnate 

To get a girl pregnant with your baby.

shit, im gonna impregnate dat bitch

impregnate by Shaneo October 17, 2003

Serial Impregnator 

A man who impregnates any woman he dates, preferably just before he dumps her.

K-Fed is the Dalai Lama of Serial Impregnators.

Serial Impregnator by Juan "The Garrioch" Hefe July 14, 2006

impregnation kink 

Being sexually aroused by the idea of impregnating someone.

getting someone pregnant turns you on, having an impregnation kink

impregnation kink by kinkydefiner January 26, 2022

impregnator 

male who does not use protection there by getting horny girls pregnant

britney spears had an impregnator for a boyfriend now she has three kids and pays him child support.

impregnator by danbra June 11, 2011