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impegnate 

When someone insists that pegging can cause pregnancy, because “it all goes to the same place eventually.”
This belief is usually held by people who think sex ed is witchcraft, or who believe the digestive system is basically a water slide that ends at the uterus.

Side effects of believing in Pegnancy include:
Explaining to friends that men can be mothers now, but only from the butt.
• Googling “butt birth control.”
The doctor says I’ve been impegnated, but I’m telling everyone it’s just Taco Bell bloat.”
impegnate by aldc September 18, 2025