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imaculate conception

The faeces immediately after anal sex, coated in semen.
"The world would be a better place if you'd been an imaculate conception"
imaculate conception by pederast December 26, 2008

imamaculate 

Used to describe and emphasize the pristine condition of a person place or thing when saying the more common word "immaculate" is not enough. Also used by questionable sales people who are misrepresenting their products and can't spell.
Example 1:
Friend : Dude, did you see that girl checking me out? She was imamaculate!
Fiend 2: Yea totes bro, she was fineeee!

Example 2:

Online Salesguy: "This machine is imamaculate! I'm also going to let it go for the super low price of $3299! Just for you!"
imamaculate by boatross June 19, 2018

Immaculate 

Perfect, no flaws, clean, perfect example, impeccable
Stephen currys immaculate man, no if ands or buts about it”-FlightReact
Immaculate by Clayton yuuurd February 19, 2020

immaculate congestion

When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.
We spent 45 minutes bumper-to-bumper for no reason?!? It must be immaculate congestion.

illmaculate 

rapper from Portland, OR. Sandpeople crew member.

Spin The Mic 2006 - Champion
King of Portland 2005 - Champion
Better Than U 2004/05 - 1 & 2
Scribble Jam 2004 - Champion
where the fuck is Illmaculate's album?
illmaculate by babbles August 31, 2006

Immaculate Cap 

Phrase often used by the Youtuber and Streamer FlightReacts to say they did something well