imamaculate 

Used to describe and emphasize the pristine condition of a person place or thing when saying the more common word "immaculate" is not enough. Also used by questionable sales people who are misrepresenting their products and can't spell.

Example 1:
Friend : Dude, did you see that girl checking me out? She was imamaculate!
Fiend 2: Yea totes bro, she was fineeee!

Example 2:

Online Salesguy: "This machine is imamaculate! I'm also going to let it go for the super low price of $3299! Just for you!"

imamaculate by boatross June 19, 2018

Immaculate 

Perfect, no flaws, clean, perfect example, impeccable

“Stephen currys immaculate man, no if ands or buts about it”-FlightReact

Immaculate by Clayton yuuurd February 19, 2020

immaculate congestion

When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.

We spent 45 minutes bumper-to-bumper for no reason?!? It must be immaculate congestion.

immaculate congestion by JudyDavid August 7, 2009

illmaculate 

rapper from Portland, OR. Sandpeople crew member.

Spin The Mic 2006 - Champion
King of Portland 2005 - Champion
Better Than U 2004/05 - 1 & 2
Scribble Jam 2004 - Champion

where the fuck is Illmaculate's album?

illmaculate by babbles August 31, 2006

Immaculate Cap 

Phrase often used by the Youtuber and Streamer FlightReacts to say they did something well

Immaculate cap Mario HEEHEE

Immaculate Cap by Chaluun squad May 4, 2020

Immaculate Tadow 

The Immaculate Tadow is when you are overwhelmed to the point that you just experienced a "Tadow" but you haven't done anything.

Dude, I think I love this chick.
What!! She must of hit you with the "Tadow"
No, that shit was like an Immaculate Tadow, I havent even kissed her yet

Immaculate Tadow by Good Juan Time July 6, 2010

Immaculate Concepshit 

1. The process by which a person spends 9 minutes actively pushing out what is believed to be a one foot long, one pound fecal product the provides the sensation of shitting only to reveal that nothing was actually produced. The experience includes a psychological equivalent of defecation such as the sensation of an object slowly leaving the anal sphincter muscle without the messy afterbirth.

2. Leaving no evidence that a prior shit had occurred.

“I just spent 15 minutes making an immaculate concepshit that I swear was hanging there before I clipped it off. That was an easy cleanup!”

Immaculate Concepshit by AdamEntity October 4, 2013