im going home
the best phrase ever. can be used when one is so furstrated, they give up. or when something is so lame, they cant stand it anymore. came from Cartman
im going home by Ninj4 October 14, 2003
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Screw you guys, I'm going home
Screw you guys, I'm going home by Zuri_Smiler June 21, 2023
I’m going home
Teacher: Where are you going? Young man, where-
Longbeachgriffy: I’m going home!
Teacher: SIT DOWN!!!! SIIIT NOOOWWW!!! SIDDDOWN!!!
Longbeachgriffy: I’m going home!
Teacher: SIT DOWN!!!! SIIIT NOOOWWW!!! SIDDDOWN!!!
I’m going home by wubbableseiebe July 23, 2022
I'm going to take my ball and go home!
I want to be in control of the situation and if I can't then no one is going to be allowed to be happy about the outcome.
The expression comes from the playground where one kid, the one who owns the soccer ball or basket ball, doesn't get his way in the game. If he doesn't get his way then he gets mad and punishes those who are unwilling to accept his mandate. He does this my taking his ball and going home thus ending the game and any fun the participants were having.
The expression "I'm going to take my ball and go home" when directed at an individual is used to illustrate the individual's immaturity when that person can't get his way and no longer wants to be a participant in the conversation or a contributor to solving a problem.
The expression comes from the playground where one kid, the one who owns the soccer ball or basket ball, doesn't get his way in the game. If he doesn't get his way then he gets mad and punishes those who are unwilling to accept his mandate. He does this my taking his ball and going home thus ending the game and any fun the participants were having.
The expression "I'm going to take my ball and go home" when directed at an individual is used to illustrate the individual's immaturity when that person can't get his way and no longer wants to be a participant in the conversation or a contributor to solving a problem.
Billy: "Its my solution or this meeting is over and I'm out of here. You guys will just have to work this weekend without me to fix the problem."
Suzie: "Billy sounds like a little brat who says: I'm going to take my ball and go home!"
Suzie: "Billy sounds like a little brat who says: I'm going to take my ball and go home!"
I'm going to take my ball and go home! by SyberTiger December 7, 2009
I'm going to take my ball and go home!
I want to be in control of the situation and if I can't then no one is going to be allowed to be happy about the outcome.
The expression comes from the playground where one kid, the one who owns the soccer ball or basket ball, doesn't get his way in the game. If he doesn't get his way then he gets mad and punishes those who are unwilling to accept his mandate. He does this by taking his ball and going home thus ending the game and any fun the participants were having.
The expression "I'm going to take my ball and go home" when directed at an individual is used to illustrate the individual's immaturity when that person can't get his way and no longer wants to be a participant in the game or a contributor to Coach Clappy's offense.
The expression comes from the playground where one kid, the one who owns the soccer ball or basket ball, doesn't get his way in the game. If he doesn't get his way then he gets mad and punishes those who are unwilling to accept his mandate. He does this by taking his ball and going home thus ending the game and any fun the participants were having.
The expression "I'm going to take my ball and go home" when directed at an individual is used to illustrate the individual's immaturity when that person can't get his way and no longer wants to be a participant in the game or a contributor to Coach Clappy's offense.
I'm going to take my ball and go home! by Derek Elston's beard... February 26, 2011
Screw you Guys I'm Goin Home
A phrase used when one is a fatass who is sick of his friends and wants to go somwhere else, generally his home.
Screw you Guys I'm Goin Home by Boris May 23, 2004
Screw you guys I’m goin home
A phrase used when your friend group really pisses you off. Usually you need to stop everything your doing and announce that you’re going home
Screw you guys I’m goin home by MUGlol69 October 28, 2021
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