A guy who is really nice. He will treat you like a Queen and be your King. Ilyas will make you feel loved no matter what. Damn who doesn’t want a smexy guy?! Ilyas is too loving and caring he would take care of your heart like it’s fragile and delicate. Ilyas always puts others before himself and would put himself last. Ilyas is too unique of a guy (kinda hard to find). He so fucking precious when he smiles. <3 Ilyas loves hugs,kisses and cuddles.
Nancy: Dayum girl you got yourself Ilyas?
Miranda: Girl you know I be getting it
Nancy: Can I get some of dat?
Miranda: Umm you know what it is he mine boo
He is a very sexy man that is sweet, amazing, caring, wonderful, helpful, heart warming, and just fantastic. He is so funny, enjoyable, and he makes a person happy when they are not in a good mood. He has a good freaky side to him which is hot but cute at the same time. Overall, he is someone you wouldn't want to let go of when you see or have him to yourself. He is good at kisses.
An extremely sexy , athletic, smart, funny alpha male with gorgeous hair. Ilyas' have extremely large dicks, can last over 24h in bed and can fill an ocean when they cum. Any girl would be lucky to even know an Ilyas.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!