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iltwitterate 

(adjective) unable to to create "tweets" or use "twitter" in any capacity.
I checked out twitter.com the other day, but I couldn't make it heads or tails of it. I'm totally iltwitterate!
iltwitterate by Wolfsey March 27, 2009

iltwitterate 

In an attempt to set up a Twitter account, I quickly realized, much like an illiterate personal cannot read or write, that I cannot tweet.
When it comes to tweeting, I am clearly iltwitterate, and not able to follow my friends.
Them: I'm Ugly + Oily Face + Unclear Skin + Talentless + Disappointment + Failure = Me

Me: iltwyr
iltwyr by FuChan February 13, 2020

Iltwylbyatsiwsayfaf. Ihodywlmb. 

I love the way you look but you are taken so I will stare at you from a far. I hope one day you will love me back.
Katilyn: Iltwylbyatsiwsayfaf. Ihodywlmb.

Kayla: Ummm... ok?

________

Bob: Iltwylbyatsiwsayfaf. Ihodywlmb.

Mary: Sorry. I really am.

Iltwylbyatsiwlayfaf. Ihiwsfsly. 

I love the way you look but you are taken so I will look at look at you from a fat. I hope I will soon find someone like you.
Kayla: Iltwylbyatsiwlayfaf. Ihiwsfsly.

Bob: Umm... Hi?
____________________

Kayle: Iltwylbyatsiwlayfaf. Ihiwsfsly.

Katilyn: Sorry. Like you said, I'm taken.

iltwymmf 

I like the way you make me feel
Iltwymmf baby 😫
iltwymmf by Zat1234432 December 13, 2022