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ill-fated ass grab
Something you really want and think you are going to get and then it doesn't happen for you. The genesis of the term was an actual grab of an ass that went bad.
"I thought I had that job promotion in the bag, but it turned out to be just another ill-fated ass grab."
ill-fated ass grab by mattkorey October 20, 2008
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ill_fated • ill-fated ass grab • ill fated blowjob • ill faded • Ill Faded Design • illfated • iLL • ill nana • Ill call you • ill nino
ill fated blowjob
An event where head is given and it doesn’t not result in what was desired : an orgasm. Usually caused by an inexperienced nymphet who already had sausage for breakfast.
ill fated blowjob by Ratawang3d Nymph3tt3 November 20, 2017
ill faded
ill faded by acon/sydicent August 20, 2008
Ill Faded Design
n.
Ill Faded Design is the creation of a single mind. Mind ready to think outside of society's complex norm. Ready to step away from the box and "crush-it."
Many have called its style plain, bland and ugly. Forgetting the fact that it is based on non-complex conceptions. Today's minds are used to chaos and action forgetting that sometimes the simplest of things are beautiful.
Water is a simple concept its simplicity makes it complex within itself. "You put water into a cup it becomes the cup, you put water in a teapot it becomes the teapot, it can flow or it can crash" (Bruce Lee)
Faded Designs have strived to reach that state of simplicity. Bringing to the world easy-on-the-eye ideas and concepts. The vision of its created, Arwin Siador Ill Faded Design is growing into much more than bland, plain ideas. It is becoming its own suedo created box where everyone wants to follow.
But Ill Faded's philosophy is not to follow, but to lead the way into another aspect.
Ill Faded Design is the creation of a single mind. Mind ready to think outside of society's complex norm. Ready to step away from the box and "crush-it."
Many have called its style plain, bland and ugly. Forgetting the fact that it is based on non-complex conceptions. Today's minds are used to chaos and action forgetting that sometimes the simplest of things are beautiful.
Water is a simple concept its simplicity makes it complex within itself. "You put water into a cup it becomes the cup, you put water in a teapot it becomes the teapot, it can flow or it can crash" (Bruce Lee)
Faded Designs have strived to reach that state of simplicity. Bringing to the world easy-on-the-eye ideas and concepts. The vision of its created, Arwin Siador Ill Faded Design is growing into much more than bland, plain ideas. It is becoming its own suedo created box where everyone wants to follow.
But Ill Faded's philosophy is not to follow, but to lead the way into another aspect.
Ill Faded Design by RANG3R January 23, 2004
illfated
1. A manner of wich something or someone becomes enveloped in a continuos onslaught of ridiculously horrible coincidental situatins.
2. Simply put, to have bad luck, for those of u with fecal matter for brains.
3. A bad case of the heebii-geebiis.
2. Simply put, to have bad luck, for those of u with fecal matter for brains.
3. A bad case of the heebii-geebiis.
1. Dude that was illfated!
2. Carl- dood did u hear what happened to Jeffy?
Zak- yea man pretty illfated huh!
Carl-too bad he died.
'jeffy was a ran over squirl brought down by drunk driving.'
2. Carl- dood did u hear what happened to Jeffy?
Zak- yea man pretty illfated huh!
Carl-too bad he died.
'jeffy was a ran over squirl brought down by drunk driving.'
illfated by Phooey & Zak July 30, 2007
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