illfated 

1. A manner of wich something or someone becomes enveloped in a continuos onslaught of ridiculously horrible coincidental situatins.

2. Simply put, to have bad luck, for those of u with fecal matter for brains.

3. A bad case of the heebii-geebiis.

1. Dude that was illfated!
2. Carl- dood did u hear what happened to Jeffy?
Zak- yea man pretty illfated huh!
Carl-too bad he died.
'jeffy was a ran over squirl brought down by drunk driving.'

illfated by Phooey & Zak July 30, 2007

ill-fated ass grab 

Something you really want and think you are going to get and then it doesn't happen for you. The genesis of the term was an actual grab of an ass that went bad.

"I thought I had that job promotion in the bag, but it turned out to be just another ill-fated ass grab."

ill-fated ass grab by mattkorey October 20, 2008

ill_fated 

Complete Jerk to Hammerhead, posts crap and tries to avoid the language block by going around it "f|_|ck"

He should be banned and never to obtain a computer again

Also has no respect for anyone except for himself. What an ass...

ill_fated: my EA posts were for fun who the f|_|ck cares if i get banned from EA

ill_fated by A guy March 8, 2004

ill fated blowjob 

An event where head is given and it doesn’t not result in what was desired : an orgasm. Usually caused by an inexperienced nymphet who already had sausage for breakfast.

“We’re between second and third base.”
“How?”
“Ill fated blowjob.”

ill fated blowjob by Ratawang3d Nymph3tt3 November 20, 2017

illated 

Sometimes, Shoop's tits get titillated when tickled. The act of getting Shoop's tits to that level, the verb, is "illated"

Yo dawg, I illated TF out of Shoop's lil nippies!

illated by JR1991 February 3, 2023