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ikfaf - "i know for a fact"
Much easier than typing all of the sentence.
boy - man, i'm sure she's a lesbian.
girl - ikfaf she isn't.
ikfaf by amzamzBBY. September 6, 2009
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A fight with a companion or loved one directly resulting from the frustration and exhaustion of an IKEA shopping experience causing you to abandon your purchases at the register and ignore the smell of the fresh baked cinnamon buns.
Just leave this shit and let's go, I don't want to have another IKEAFight.
IKEAFight by ikeahurtsme August 21, 2009
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Decorating a room using items that you purchased while wandering the miles of the IKEA store. IKEAfying makes every room more interesting and beautiful.
I am IKEAfying my bedroom with new curtains, decorations, and bedding I just got at IKEA today.
IKEAfying by MrsD2 January 21, 2016
One who posses pillowy lips you want to be smoothered in.
L-She was the greatest kisser. It had to be Thee Ifafunke!
Ifafunke by Cat Daddy Coup March 20, 2009
One who thinks they are the coolest, but are really making fools of themsleves.
She was a ifafunk at the party last night.
ifafunk by zac March 16, 2005
One who thinks they are the head hunchos, and when they are head hunchos they continuously make fools of themselves.
Those girls over there are like ifafunks
ifafunk by zac May 13, 2005
Hey dude mandys comin over, dude that bitch is huge, hey ifafb
ifafb by J muthafuckin weezy December 27, 2008
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