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Hey dude mandys comin over, dude that bitch is huge, hey ifafb
ifafb by J muthafuckin weezy December 27, 2008
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I’m fast as fuck boi
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ifafb by 6969urmom420 December 9, 2021
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ifafb ifafunk iFanboy ifabanke ifaf Ifafunke iffb Iftfbidlol igafbns inafb
Fanboys that will buy any iUseless products that Apple sells as long as Steve Jobs tells them that its the greatest thing ever invented. iFanboys are differentiated from regular consumers who sometimes like some of Apple's more useful products.
iFanboy: Holy shit I want that iPad!! Its the greatest Apple product since the iMicrowave.

His friend: Dude! Its just an oversized iPod Touch. It runs on the same OS as the iPhone and iPod Touch. It can't even multitask, watch 90% of online videos, or play browser games. It has no webcams, or can run a full Skype or messengers. Its an iFail.

Iftfbidlol 

Instead of saying or responding to something intended to be humorous with "lol" instead say iftfbidlol. It stands for, I found this funny but I didn't laugh out loud.
Ty: look at this pic I took of my cat
Bobby: iftfbidlol
Iftfbidlol by Papa Danku February 27, 2017
I fuck fat bitches. I think it sums it all up
AIM:

Randomchubbygirl: Hi
Randomslimguy: Iffb
Randomchubbygirl: omg you do?
iffb by jasuit December 28, 2007
One who posses pillowy lips you want to be smoothered in.
L-She was the greatest kisser. It had to be Thee Ifafunke!
Ifafunke by Cat Daddy Coup March 20, 2009
One who thinks they are the coolest, but are really making fools of themsleves.
She was a ifafunk at the party last night.
ifafunk by zac March 16, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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