Fanboys that will buy any iUseless products that Apple sells as long as Steve Jobs tells them that its the greatest thing ever invented. iFanboys are differentiated from regular consumers who sometimes like some of Apple's more useful products.
iFanboy: Holy shit I want that iPad!! Its the greatest Apple product since the iMicrowave.
His friend: Dude! Its just an oversized iPod Touch. It runs on the same OS as the iPhone and iPod Touch. It can't even multitask, watch 90% of online videos, or play browser games. It has no webcams, or can run a full Skype or messengers. Its an iFail.
Instead of saying or responding to something intended to be humorous with "lol" instead say iftfbidlol. It stands for, I found this funny but I didn't laugh out loud.
Ty: look at this pic I took of my cat Bobby: iftfbidlol
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*