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Ignotard 

Ignotard simply means Ignorant Retard.
That ignotard Billy keeps sticking his fingers into the toaster oven.

Plural: Look at those Emo kids, they can be such ignotards.

or in the form of a Religious or Philosophical thought: Tom Cruise is a firm believe in Ignotardism
Ignotard by Matthew Cole June 25, 2007
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A wrestling move where, one opponent jams a thumb up the other opponents anus (slang for taking one up the ass without the benefit of a reach around).
That wrestler just gave him the ole ignitor right up the hoo hoo!
Saying or doing things that are bigoted, but you were completely unaware it had a bigoted meaning.
Hey, keep it down over there in the peanut gallery! (Peanut gallery was a racist term for the area blacks were allowed to sit in public theaters. They were only allowed to have peanuts for food.) Only because of my Ignotry I used it.
Ignotry by JazzmanJay June 23, 2018
A mad man who loves to crash into orphanages.

DONT DRINK LATTES
OH FUCK ITS IGNITOR
Ignitor by DDude3000 June 25, 2022

Matchstick Ignitor 

An alcoholic drink that mixes Jager with an Orange flavored energy drink
Guy 1: Hey man, you ready to go out?

Guy 2: I dunno, I'm feeling a lil tired, and my vagina hurts.

Guy 1: No worries, I'll get ya a Matchstick Ignitor.

Guy 2: What the fuck is a Matchstick Ignitor?

Guy 1: Shut up and drink the drink bitch!!
When fools be tryna ignore you like they studying, but they in yo face.
Dude was tryna act all ignatory when I asked him bout my 5 dollaz!
ignatory by broccolihead April 15, 2014
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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