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A mad man who loves to crash into orphanages.

DONT DRINK LATTES
OH FUCK ITS IGNITOR
Ignitor by DDude3000 June 25, 2022
EFnet #quake pimp. wrote the linux version of napster. has over ten million dollars in student loans to pay. To be Ignitored is to do work and not be paid for it.
I just mowed my grandma's lawn and got totally ignitored!
Ignitor by hoserx December 25, 2007

Matchstick Ignitor 

An alcoholic drink that mixes Jager with an Orange flavored energy drink
Guy 1: Hey man, you ready to go out?

Guy 2: I dunno, I'm feeling a lil tired, and my vagina hurts.

Guy 1: No worries, I'll get ya a Matchstick Ignitor.

Guy 2: What the fuck is a Matchstick Ignitor?

Guy 1: Shut up and drink the drink bitch!!

dirty ignitor 

A dirty ignightor is when you are trying to light a fart and inadvertently shit yourself thus splattering your hand!
Dirty ignitor- "Joe was playing the blue flame game with his buddies when he accidentally gave them all a dirty ignitor!"
dirty ignitor by Define8888 December 8, 2016

Cancer Igniter 

Another term used for a lighter (The smoker's tool, besides the pipe)
Can I please borrow your cancer igniter
Cancer Igniter by reenz September 22, 2008
When fools be tryna ignore you like they studying, but they in yo face.
Dude was tryna act all ignatory when I asked him bout my 5 dollaz!
ignatory by broccolihead April 15, 2014
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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