IF you had a way to describe it, IF you could, this would be one hell of a IF. IF is another presumption of a maybe habbening or IF it could happen. Either way, its IFFY but it could be or not be. Confused yet? It has a probability factor of 42 IF it happens, then it does, but never always more like a maybe, 50/50 chance definite.

Someone who wants something to happen, attempts to will it to life using the word IF, alot, and I mean ALOT.

IF that could happen to ole joey bag of doughnuts it could happen to anyone pete!

SHUT UP KAREN, it never can happen to him, quit being a IFFOLOGIST for pete's sake.
Ok ok ok, but IF it did happen, it could turn out bad or good.
IF IF IF IF, just let it happen...

Well shit guys its a cool word but its all i can come up with. IF I could do better, I would do better but IF I have a next time.. I will stop being fluent in iffology.

Iffology by Wise White Man March 25, 2022

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Igols

A shortened variation of Tig Ole' Bitties. Meaning absolutely massive boobs. Also can be used as a nickname for people with big tits.

God damn, Dipshit's mom has igols.

Igols by AlexChester62 October 2, 2018

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Ignoligion

Combination of Ignorance and religion. Akin to ultra religious ignorant peeps.

What do you mean you saw a woman hit a power cable and turn into an angel?...That's some serious ignoligion.

Ignoligion by Fineblackman October 22, 2014

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ifollowmortalitykinnies

A cool ass mutual

Bro have you heard of ifollowmortalitykinnies?
No? Tf?
You uncultured swine.

ifollowmortalitykinnies by Sp4rkTr1x July 27, 2021

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