infology

1. the study and analysis of information especially in relation to communication
2. from info ("information") and logos ("speech")

My daughter became interested in infology last semester.

by timlight January 27, 2010

infologist

A person specializing in the interpretation of information

Would you like to become a factoid infologist?

by timlight January 27, 2010

Iffology

IF you had a way to describe it, IF you could, this would be one hell of a IF. IF is another presumption of a maybe habbening or IF it could happen. Either way, its IFFY but it could be or not be. Confused yet? It has a probability factor of 42 IF it happens, then it does, but never always more like a maybe, 50/50 chance definite.

Someone who wants something to happen, attempts to will it to life using the word IF, alot, and I mean ALOT.

IF that could happen to ole joey bag of doughnuts it could happen to anyone pete!

SHUT UP KAREN, it never can happen to him, quit being a IFFOLOGIST for pete's sake.
Ok ok ok, but IF it did happen, it could turn out bad or good.
IF IF IF IF, just let it happen...

Well shit guys its a cool word but its all i can come up with. IF I could do better, I would do better but IF I have a next time.. I will stop being fluent in iffology.

by Wise White Man March 25, 2022