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iPologist 

i-pol-o-gist
noun

derogatory: A person who makes excuses for the flaws and failures of Apple products (usually by way of dismissing or trashing competitors' products) and for the business practices of the Apple corporation.

syn: Appologist
See also: iPhag, iPhoney
"The iPologists will line up around the block to trash the newest flagship Android device, no matter how good it is."

"One would think the iPologists had never actually considered precisely WHY Macs don't get viruses."
iPologist by sarcen April 5, 2012

signed-intologist 

Someone who blogs or belongs to several networking groups such as myspace, linkedin, facebook or has several e-mail accounts that they are constantly signed-in to.
You're on all of those space...book network places, you're becoming a signed-intologist!

Inkoligist 

A shit tattooist, trying to be cool with a better name than tattooist
Hey man, are you a tattooist?”

“Nah I’m an inkoligist”
Inkoligist by Brushhead March 8, 2019

Cheez-Itologist 

A cheez-itologist is someone who really loves cheez-its and knows a lot about them.
"That person over there is fully decked out in Cheez-It merch, they must be a Cheez-Itologist!"
Cheez-Itologist by The_DarkBean August 8, 2022