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iPologist 

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i-pol-o-gist
noun

derogatory: A person who makes excuses for the flaws and failures of Apple products (usually by way of dismissing or trashing competitors' products) and for the business practices of the Apple corporation.

syn: Appologist
See also: iPhag, iPhoney
"The iPologists will line up around the block to trash the newest flagship Android device, no matter how good it is."

"One would think the iPologists had never actually considered precisely WHY Macs don't get viruses."
iPologist by sarcen April 5, 2012
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Related Words
infologist • signed-intologist • Inkoligist • iPologist • Cheez-Itologist

signed-intologist 

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Someone who blogs or belongs to several networking groups such as myspace, linkedin, facebook or has several e-mail accounts that they are constantly signed-in to.
You're on all of those space...book network places, you're becoming a signed-intologist!
signed-intologist by madmckinneymexican February 26, 2008
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Inkoligist 

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A shit tattooist, trying to be cool with a better name than tattooist
“Hey man, are you a tattooist?”

“Nah I’m an inkoligist”
Inkoligist by Brushhead March 8, 2019
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Cheez-Itologist 

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A cheez-itologist is someone who really loves cheez-its and knows a lot about them.
"That person over there is fully decked out in Cheez-It merch, they must be a Cheez-Itologist!"
Cheez-Itologist by The_DarkBean August 8, 2022
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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