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Igors Litvjakovs
Best programmer to ever exist on planet Earth. Redefined what it means to be a programmer and a short angry man. He is God to every programmer. Lives in the big boomer city know as Ķengarags. Invented algoriths, computer thinking, the famous Alt+Tab macro and flowcharts.
Me: But teacher...
Teacher: THE ALGORITHM ISNT EFFECTIVE. YOU DIDNT FOLLOW THE IGORS LITVJAKOVS RULES BLYAD
Teacher: THE ALGORITHM ISNT EFFECTIVE. YOU DIDNT FOLLOW THE IGORS LITVJAKOVS RULES BLYAD
Igors Litvjakovs by anonymous September 10, 2020
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Igelschnäuzchen
Really small breasts, but with perky nipples. German - translates to "(little) hedgehog snouts". More a cute, compassionate way to point to the fact a girl isn't overly well endoved than a downright derogatory term.
Igelschnäuzchen by Brittalein July 27, 2016
IGerbil
IGerbil
noun
A PETA approved mechanical gerbil meant to be inserted into one's rectum for sexual stimulation. Its tiny pistons, rotating discs and eccentric gears are contained in a unique supple 'skin' that provides what columnist Hugh Jorgan has described as a "sublime" sensation. Features like temperature control, blue tooth, GPS, adjustable shock and vibration settings and even a tiny but powerful speaker make it the most expensive and sophisticated sex toy to date.
noun
A PETA approved mechanical gerbil meant to be inserted into one's rectum for sexual stimulation. Its tiny pistons, rotating discs and eccentric gears are contained in a unique supple 'skin' that provides what columnist Hugh Jorgan has described as a "sublime" sensation. Features like temperature control, blue tooth, GPS, adjustable shock and vibration settings and even a tiny but powerful speaker make it the most expensive and sophisticated sex toy to date.
Someone hacked Donald's IGerbil while he was addressing the judge and they jolted him with vibrations and electrical shocks until poor Donald was jerking and gibbering like a vast palsied lunatic, to the great amusement of the entire audience.
IGerbil by Lastgasp1875 November 12, 2020
white iverson
A term coined by the singer Post Malone. It refers to the basketball player Allen Iverson's braids, except on a white person.
white iverson by Tork, Lewith August 28, 2016
white iverson
A white guy with a pass, who smokes Newports, wears braids, has hoes, has gold teeth, and maybe, just maybe good at basketball.
white iverson by Zukogotsauce January 15, 2016
Igernit
Oh my gosh Becky my hair hurts so bad. Linda your hair doesn't hurt your scalp hurts! No Becky my HAIR hurts. OMG Linda you're so igernit!
Igernit by Isabella g September 15, 2017
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doorwall
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
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Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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