ifmy 

Shorthand for I fucking miss you

When chatting with someone you haven't seen in a while:

Girl 1: ifmy
Girl 2: aww me too

ifmy by ahwannabe August 18, 2008

if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle 

Used to describe the pointlessness of the word if. Similar to but better to use than "if ifs and buts were candy and nuts Christmas would be every day."

If I had some money I'd pay you that money back. Well if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle by Adam7172 September 17, 2016

and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle 

A circumstance or event which is clearly never ever going to happen

yes I am sure you are correct about ....and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle by Wiseboy March 21, 2008

If_my_cat_could_fly 

If my cat could fly is a very cool person on titkok who posts videos that honestly I cant explain

Conclusion you should follow if_my_cat_could_fly on tiktok

Have you heard of if_my_cat_could_fly on tiktok?

If_my_cat_could_fly by I'm very cool ahahahahahahahah August 21, 2021

If my grandma had wheels 

A phrase which roots are the hebrew language. carries a very rough mephistophelean/ironic fragrance.
It uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish.

One may add it his own 'punch' bolting his uniqueness & individuality and also making the impact much bigger.

Example 1:
David: "Oh simon, wouldnt it be great if we were able to fly?"
Simon: "Yeah...If my grandma had wheels..."

examles of a common expansion:
"If my grandma had wheels, she was a motorcycle".

If my grandma had wheels by Omri April 27, 2005

ifmys 

Shorthand for ''I fucking miss you stupid''

When chatting with someone you're pretty close to and you haven't seen in/talked to for a while:

Person 1: ifmys
Person 2: imyt bitch

ifmys by cckb. January 2, 2021

IFMYM 

Chat or Text messaging.

Abbreviation for:

I fucking miss you moron

Girl: ifmym

Boy: Wut? if what?

Girl: It means...I fucking miss you, moron!

Boy: Got it...(guess lulz)

IFMYM by DarkyFromHell April 16, 2011