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if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle 

Used to describe the pointlessness of the word if. Similar to but better to use than "if ifs and buts were candy and nuts Christmas would be every day."
If I had some money I'd pay you that money back. Well if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle 

A circumstance or event which is clearly never ever going to happen
yes I am sure you are correct about ....and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

If_my_cat_could_fly 

If my cat could fly is a very cool person on titkok who posts videos that honestly I cant explain

Conclusion you should follow if_my_cat_could_fly on tiktok
Have you heard of if_my_cat_could_fly on tiktok?

If my grandma had wheels 

A phrase which roots are the hebrew language. carries a very rough mephistophelean/ironic fragrance.
It uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish.

One may add it his own 'punch' bolting his uniqueness & individuality and also making the impact much bigger.
Example 1:
David: "Oh simon, wouldnt it be great if we were able to fly?"
Simon: "Yeah...If my grandma had wheels..."

examles of a common expansion:
"If my grandma had wheels, she was a motorcycle".
Shorthand for ''I fucking miss you stupid''
When chatting with someone you're pretty close to and you haven't seen in/talked to for a while:

Person 1: ifmys
Person 2: imyt bitch
ifmys by cckb. January 2, 2021
Chat or Text messaging.

Abbreviation for:

I fucking miss you moron
Girl: ifmym

Boy: Wut? if what?

Girl: It means...I fucking miss you, moron!

Boy: Got it...(guess lulz)
IFMYM by DarkyFromHell April 16, 2011