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if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle
Used to describe the pointlessness of the word if. Similar to but better to use than "if ifs and buts were candy and nuts Christmas would be every day."
if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle by Adam7172 September 17, 2016
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ifmy • IFMYM • if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle • If my grandma had wheels • If_my_cat_could_fly • and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle • testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount
and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle
and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle by Wiseboy March 21, 2008
If_my_cat_could_fly
If my cat could fly is a very cool person on titkok who posts videos that honestly I cant explain
Conclusion you should follow if_my_cat_could_fly on tiktok
Conclusion you should follow if_my_cat_could_fly on tiktok
If_my_cat_could_fly by I'm very cool ahahahahahahahah August 21, 2021
If my grandma had wheels
A phrase which roots are the hebrew language. carries a very rough mephistophelean/ironic fragrance.
It uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish.
One may add it his own 'punch' bolting his uniqueness & individuality and also making the impact much bigger.
It uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish.
One may add it his own 'punch' bolting his uniqueness & individuality and also making the impact much bigger.
Example 1:
David: "Oh simon, wouldnt it be great if we were able to fly?"
Simon: "Yeah...If my grandma had wheels..."
examles of a common expansion:
"If my grandma had wheels, she was a motorcycle".
David: "Oh simon, wouldnt it be great if we were able to fly?"
Simon: "Yeah...If my grandma had wheels..."
examles of a common expansion:
"If my grandma had wheels, she was a motorcycle".
If my grandma had wheels by Omri April 27, 2005
IFMYM
IFMYM by DarkyFromHell April 16, 2011
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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