0Kira0's definitions

ifml

ifml - I fucked my life.

Used when one fucks their life over.

Yesterday, I was on a date with this hot girl and when we were about to kiss, I let the biggest fart out. ifml

There was a photoshoot of the swim team for my yearbook today. The photograph looked like such a milf, and I got a massive erection. The photo was taken with me and my erection in the centre. ifml

by 0Kira0 June 4, 2009

Apple Pie

A slang word for the STD chlamydia

I gave some slut some apple pie last night.

by 0Kira0 December 30, 2008