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Idontgiveafuckitis 

Inflammation of the fuck giving gland due to extenuating work conditions.
I can't make it to that meeting becuase I have a bad case of idontgiveafuckitis, and its contagious.
Idontgiveafuckitis by Big Chizzles December 18, 2010

Idontgiveafucksbian 

1st: Persons who do not care much about a sexual life or relationships.

2nd: Persons who believe love is love, that you fall in love with whoever it may be. This also being all definitions of love be it a sexual relationship or a simple friendship with no sexual meaning.
Instead of being straight, gay, or lesbian your a idontgiveafucksbian.

idontgiveafuckist 

A person who just does not give a fuck about anything.
T: "How can you not care about this"?
D:"Because I'm an idontgiveafuckist. "
idontgiveafuckist by Saltyytats 🔪 September 15, 2019

idontgiveafuckatitous 

Medical definition used to describe a situation in which a person absolutely doesn't care about anything any more. Mostly used to describe emoes and suicidal people.
Person 1: "Dude, what the hell is wrong with John? He seems so depressed, like he doesn't care anymore."

Person 2: "Hes got idontgiveafuckatitous. His girlfriend is cheating on him with two fat black guys, his hybrid was a host to a giant, hobo orgy, and his best friend is doing his mom. He finally just lost it."

idontgiveafuckność 

Kiedy nic cię już nie obchodzi i masz wszystko w dupie.
Karyno pierdoona idontgiveafuckność ,że kajzerek nie ma sam ci ich nie zrobie cipo.
idontgiveafuckność by Mastalin October 19, 2020

Idongivafuk 

When a person cares so little they combine the popular phrase “idgaf” into a quick monotone mumble. (Usually accompanied by a shoulder shrug)
“Seriously, don’t you care?”

“Nah. Idongivafuk“
Idongivafuk by anonymous June 28, 2024
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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