idiotyper 

someone who can never spell the simplest words when chatting in instant message.

That shorty is an idiotyper, I always have to correct his spelling.

idiotyper by Shortone November 26, 2009

idiotspeak 

(n.) the language used by people who cannot type quickly and efficiently (or properly, for that matter) and therefore resort to making fools out of themselves.

iLuVsOcCuR: omg i wuz lyke tlkn 2 chris an he wuz lyk omg ur so hott
pRePgUrL: omgz u meen chris frm ur sci clas
iLuVsOcCuR: ya him hes so hott
pRePgUrL: omg ya tel me wat ahppnd tehn
iLuVsOcCuR: hes lyk do u wnat 2 go out w/ me
iLuVsOcCuR: i lyk dyd
iLuVsOcCuR: omgomgogmogm i kno rite
pRePgUrL: ogmogmogmoomg tahts amazng waht did u say
iLuVsOcCuR: ogmz i sed yes of cors!
pRePgUrL: lol lol lolzzz

Me: Wow. Just...wow...hence the term idiotspeak...

idiotspeak by Someone who can actually type May 16, 2006

Idiostuperific 

A term used to describe what is even more a.) stupid, dumb or idiotic b.) terrible, awful, destructive or horrid c.) boring or unappealing, or d.) derp or fail; than what the person using the term previously believed was the maximum amount of such traits to one a.) piece of entertainment b.) statement/theory or c.) person. This term was invented by Lewis Lovhaug AKA Linkara of Thatguywiththeglasses.com, specifically their Inked Reality portion of the website. The specific review was of the comic Book "Eminem and the Punisher #1." Part of the show Atop the Fourth Wall.

Person A: ...Holy fucking shit man.

Person B: What's going on dude?

Person A: ...I can't believe it. A...a HIP-HOP song about BEING ON A BOAT?!? What the hell?? What kind of accomplishment is being on a boat? This is so extremely idiostuperific.

Person B: What the hell does that mean?

Person A: What are you not a ThatGuyWithTheGlasess fan?

Person B: :p you mean fanboy. That website is so idiostuperific.

Idiostuperific by I, Da Ca$hman June 30, 2011

idiotager 

A not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier teenager who thinks of themselves as important

Simply because they think they have invented such socially time immemorial concepts as sex, drugs, fashion, etc

Father: son, my favorite idiotager, even if you are no longer virgin, you did not invent sex, drugs or fashion. Now go and invent something like a cure for aids and then feel important about yourself.

idiotager by Uncle Dimma November 7, 2014

idiotspeak 

That annoying language used by people who cannot type properly.

lykomgwee: lyk ur sooo kewl... i dno wut i wld do w/o u!
IntelligentEnglishSpeaker: ::blink:: Why do I attract blithering idiots?

idiotspeak by taintedmemoriesx July 13, 2004

idiotspeak 

The language of idiots throughout the globe.

Idiot: Whad he sey?
G: Let me translate that into idiotspeak for you: Doy, doy, doy, duh... uhh... whatever!

idiotspeak by theauthormarkwilkins February 16, 2017

idiotspeak 

What he said.

Possibly derived from "newspeak", a fictional (thank God) language of George Orwell's 1984. Newspeak specializes in the deletion of "unnecessary" words, making it a language for idiots.

Shut your idiotspeak and talk in English.

idiotspeak by miso December 5, 2003