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idiotneck 

Founded South of Boston, the term refers to a pain in the neck squared. The idiotneck is the epitome of part-donkey, part-unscratchable itch that festers in our neurological systems and can usually only be removed with surgical procedures such as lobotomy or a blindfolded bris.
At the sleepover, he was acting like such an idiotneck that they were forced to power up the treadmill he was sleeping on and it splattered him all across the Night Rider pinball machine.
idiotneck by Henry Warnimont July 16, 2008

idiot-jerk

a term that both deliberately insults somebody’s intelligence and regards them as behaving foolishly
Yo man! You see that unintelligent fool over there?! He is acting like a total idiot-jerk!
idiot-jerk by nbakes January 10, 2009

stupid idiot jerk

when someone is being stupid and an idiot AND a jerk at the same time
jeez! Ali is a being such a stupid idiot jerk rite now!!!

Idioteration

Stupidity committed repetitively.
To date, there have been over 10,000 idioterations of Christianity.
Idioteration by CaptainZero1969 July 15, 2011

idiot-jerk-face 

He's such and idiot jerk face...
idiot-jerk-face by Soadina September 29, 2003
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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