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idiotjerk 

From The Show Andy Milonakis! =] IDIOT JERK YOUR AN IDIOT JERK JERK! used if you wanna call someone an idiot, ANNNND a jerk!

smart eh?
Andy: IDIOTJERK YOUR AN IDIOTJERK!

Randy Random: Thanks?
idiotjerk by dkflgnjtr97 July 20, 2006
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idiotneck 

Founded South of Boston, the term refers to a pain in the neck squared. The idiotneck is the epitome of part-donkey, part-unscratchable itch that festers in our neurological systems and can usually only be removed with surgical procedures such as lobotomy or a blindfolded bris.
At the sleepover, he was acting like such an idiotneck that they were forced to power up the treadmill he was sleeping on and it splattered him all across the Night Rider pinball machine.
idiotneck by Henry Warnimont July 16, 2008

idiot-jerk

a term that both deliberately insults somebody’s intelligence and regards them as behaving foolishly
Yo man! You see that unintelligent fool over there?! He is acting like a total idiot-jerk!
idiot-jerk by nbakes January 10, 2009

stupid idiot jerk

when someone is being stupid and an idiot AND a jerk at the same time
jeez! Ali is a being such a stupid idiot jerk rite now!!!

Idioteration

Stupidity committed repetitively.
To date, there have been over 10,000 idioterations of Christianity.
Idioteration by CaptainZero1969 July 15, 2011

idiot-jerk-face 

He's such and idiot jerk face...
idiot-jerk-face by Soadina September 29, 2003

Idioterized 

Omg, you are really getting idioterized!
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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