Getting a boob-job so that you can pass yourself off as someone else with more attractive "natural" ta-tas.
Identitty theft is often practiced by women who have been jilted or passed over by a hot stud in favor of a more "luscious looker"; said spurned chicks therefore find out what said more-appealingly-endowed chicks' chest-treasures look like, and then have appropriate plastic surgery done to modify their own "girls" so that said fun-bubbles will closely resemble --- or hopefully even be more attractive than --- those of the gals who took their place in their exes' lustful affections, so that they can have a fighting chance of winning back said departed hunks once again.
by QuacksO April 17, 2019
Get the identitty theft mug.a policy many states have in which drivers licenses are sent through the mail instead of being issued in person so that someone can simply steal drivers licenses out of people's mailboxes making it much easier to commit identity theft
I just got my drivers license renewed and thanks to the Identity Theft Enabler's Act somebody stole my license out of my mailbox and used it to get 6 credit cards in my name!
by SKY_DOG May 13, 2011
Get the Identity Theft Enabler's Act mug.Me: My credit score went up and my car is now paid? WTF?
You: You are a victim of Polish Identity Theft
You: You are a victim of Polish Identity Theft
by Joey Paisan May 10, 2011
Get the Polish Identity Theft mug.
When a persons social networking password is hacked and the hacker changes the password, post obscene pictures and sends messages posing as the hacked person.
After slipping off her medications, sending obscene messages and forgetting her Facebook password again, Britney leaked a case of Identwitty Theft to the tabloids.
by SaylorJ December 10, 2009
Get the Identwitty Theft mug.the fraudulent appropriation and use of someone's identifying or personal data or documents, as a credit card. Then using it to spend all their coin.
TOM: "My Visa bill says I've spent five grand on hookers in Tijuana!"
PHIL: "Yeah? Sounds like the evils of identity theft."
TOM: "It surely does man, it surely does."
PHIL: "Yeah? Sounds like the evils of identity theft."
TOM: "It surely does man, it surely does."
by P'diddy Hite May 23, 2008
Get the identity theft mug.A mathematical theorem stating that any given number may equal any other number. This theorem can also be used on itself, meaning it may be used in anything imaginable. this theorem cannot be proven or disproven because in either case, the Identity Theft theorem can be used to prove just the opposite.
Examples in math:
3+3=8
1=487
38=58
Example in an argument:
Two people are arguing which is better, Mario or Zelda. Person A believes Mario is better because of the massive amount of games he has starred in. But person B uses the Identity Theft Theorem to prove that Mario IS Zelda. When person A says that that makes no sense, person B may say that by using the Identity Theft Theorem, he has proven that nonsense in itself is now sensible. But since person A may also use the Identity Theft Theorem, there can never be any true winner, unless the Identity Theft Theorem on the outcome as well.
3+3=8
1=487
38=58
Example in an argument:
Two people are arguing which is better, Mario or Zelda. Person A believes Mario is better because of the massive amount of games he has starred in. But person B uses the Identity Theft Theorem to prove that Mario IS Zelda. When person A says that that makes no sense, person B may say that by using the Identity Theft Theorem, he has proven that nonsense in itself is now sensible. But since person A may also use the Identity Theft Theorem, there can never be any true winner, unless the Identity Theft Theorem on the outcome as well.
by TranceDjAelita February 9, 2006
Get the Identity Theft Theorem mug.