Identitties 

A pair of breasts that are so unique that, if you were to see just a picture of her chest, you could recognize the person immediately.

"Did you see her identitties?"
"Yeah! That's (Girl A)"
"Amazing. You've got some serious indentitty skills."
"Yup."

Identitties by adesyndicate February 9, 2015

identitties 

Tits that are identical in shape, size and softness, including nipple size, at least to the naked eye.

Sometimes associated with fake tits, identitties tend to fall under the category of "unrealistic expectations" and could come under fire at a site like makelovenotporn.com.

from L. idem = "the same" and titties = breasts, usually human and female

I prefer non-identitties to fake identitties anyday.

Pamela Anderson has identitties; Kate Winslet does not; both have been naked far too often on television.

identitties by Alan-a-Dale March 15, 2011

idenTities 

A form of identifying women by their tits.

Lady with nice breasts - Hello, I'm with police and I have a warrant to search your house.
The guy - Aight, but first let me see some identities!

idenTities by FromAForignerPointOfView October 11, 2010

identititties 

The process of naming one's breasts, boobs, mammories, pectorals, jugs, sweater cows, etc.

I gave my boobs identititties last night. The left one is Janet and the right is Birgitte.

identititties by Zombinja March 8, 2016

Family Identities 

Gender Identity Variant
Anyone can be whoever they want.

Antishoplifting Mom
Mom
Mother

Questioning Dad
Dad
Daddy

Lady Uncle
Uncle
Uncle’s Cousin

Gentleman Aunt
Aunt
Aunt’s Distant Cousin

Guy

It's up to you, we're all guys family identities.

Mother can Uncle's Cousin is Questioning Dad.

Family Identities by Dr.Bota November 8, 2021

Vanity Identities 

Self-Love. A healthy high ego.
It gets mistaken for arrogance.

Bootleg Vanity - if you really like how you look, but you don’t take it seriously and it’s light-hearted. Then your friends know you’re bullshitting them they just do whatever, but they’re cool about it.

High-End Vanity - a healthy selfish. Putting yourself before others to do what's best for you.

Vanity - the mirror thing where you want to kiss yourself and you actually mean it.

It can fluctuate, change and/or evolve over time.

I'm a hybrid Bootleg-High-End Vanity,

Bootleg-leaning Vanity

AKA Bootleg Vanity-leaning Vanity.

Vanity Identities

Vanity Identities by Dr. Bota November 16, 2021

Vanity Identities 

Self-Love. A healthy high ego.
It gets mistaken for arrogance.

Bootleg Vanity - if you really like how you look, but you don’t take it seriously and it’s light-hearted. Then your friends know you’re bullshitting them they just do whatever, but they’re cool about it.

High-End Vanity - a healthy selfish. Putting yourself before others to do what's best for you.

Vanity - the mirror thing where you want to kiss yourself and you actually mean it.

It can fluctuate, change and/or evolve over time.

I'm a hybrid Bootleg-High-End Vanity,

Bootleg-leaning Vanity

AKA Bootleg Vanity-leaning Vanity.

Vanity Identities

- Dr. Bota

Vanity Identities by Dr. Bota November 16, 2021